Paradox Hamali Hamitgalgelet

This paradox related to Tom and Yair. Mali Hamitgalgelet is a fat teacher. She mitgalgelet with Nehorai Tzapalamos and Nehorai Ashton.
This fat teacher is some sort of T-Rex which eat children for fun and than hamali hamitgalgelet become more fat and evil. even more than thanos Hahatzil

Paradox Hamali Hamitgalgelet is very hard yo understand.
Paradox Hamali Hamitgalgelet Ze kashe lehavana

by Ahlan Haverim Kan Zuri December 10, 2020

hampton, va

A city located in the tidewater region. In hampton you can see the bay anywhere within a 5 min walk, and you can see the ghetto anywhere within a 3 min walk. On the shorelines you can find the wealthy, and just 2 blocks over you can find the slums. The NFL is basically composed of players from Hampton High School and Phoebus High School. Every black man knows not to venture into Fox Hill for fear of the rednecks, and every redneck fears the mean streets of Shell Road as well as Rip Rap Road. All of the white kids are now wiggers snorting coke 21 hours out of the day. Kids come back from college (Radford, Va Tech, or JMU) to learn that the striaght edge kids from high school, now are "drug dealers" or at least they think so. In all honesty, if you want some good seafood or a crack rock , Hampton is a great place to visit.

person 1 - Do you know where I can get some coke?

person 2 - Dude, are you kidding me? Any white kid in town.

hampton, VA is suburbia turned into urban within two blocks

by David Lemons May 13, 2006

hampiece

a word of insult to call someone acting like a colossal, grotesque, flabby vagina

I don't understand why your being such a hampiece right now; it's only midnight and i need a wing-man.

by 3dUdesChIllin September 23, 2011

Hampus

Hampus is a wounderdul yet very mysterious person. You think you know what he wants until he suddenly changes and wants something completely different. Don't let that cute face speak for his entire persona. It takes atleast 1-2 years before you know the true Hampus. But after those 1-2 years, you will be the happiest person to have lived on the planet earth.

Eventhough he shows appretiation and gratefulness towards you, he will always love his bed more. Almost as much as he likes to watch series on Netflix and talking with friends on his phone.

One more thing to point out is that Hampus hates to be used. Almost as much as he hates to see others accomplishments.

Hey Hampus! You want to go to the gym with me?

by Tadus November 5, 2019

Hampster Dance

A stupid, pointless website, with rows of "hampsters" dancing to a sped-up clip stolen from a Disney movie. Was the basis for a variety of "dance" sites, with fish, cows, stick men, you name it.

Hampsterdance is for bored people with WAY too much time on their hands!

by Chad July 19, 2004

Hampden-Sydney

An all male college in southern virginia founded before the revolutionary war. A hampden-sydney man is white, rich, well bred, conservative, and drinks more beer than water. It is also fair to say that most Hampden-Sydney men get more play than any other group of guys in America. Sydney owns.

girl: I hear hes from hampden-sydney
second girl: Whoa, he must have an enormous apparatus.
girl: Oh dear yes! And a comparable bank roll!
second girl: did he just kill a keg?

by hasz June 6, 2004

Panty Hampster

Slang for Vagina, labias and flabias, this term also can be used for hairy muff, or beef curtains with fur. Can also be used in reference to women in general.

Jeez Danielle you let that panty hamster run wild.

There is an abundance of panty hamster running arround in the club tonight.

I want to bury my face in that panty hamster

by Big DK August 25, 2005