A virus that has an incubation period of roughly 200,000 Earth years. When symptoms first appear, the patient's health rapidly deteriorates. There has only been one confirmed patient of this disease but the victim's little cousin, Moon, showed signs of the infection a couple of decades ago.
Humans are highly infectious and has a yet known mortality rate due to low patient numbers. However judging by the sole victim's health condition, it is soon to be 100%.
by SecretIdentity_ April 12, 2020
Get the Humansmug. a clusterfuck of enigmas
by can i get uhhh September 23, 2017
Get the Humansmug. The most stupid, worthless, pathetic and, most of all, UGLIEST creature in a face of earth. If God created mankind, then he had a really weird sense of humor.
Of course, humans evolved from monkeys, although it looks like monkeys are smarter than most people nowadays. Humans are bipedal, stupid and ugly animals, who have no real meaning. Also, humans are hypocritical and selfish. Did i mention the utter, horrible ugliness of humans?
Of course, humans evolved from monkeys, although it looks like monkeys are smarter than most people nowadays. Humans are bipedal, stupid and ugly animals, who have no real meaning. Also, humans are hypocritical and selfish. Did i mention the utter, horrible ugliness of humans?
by IHateHumans November 26, 2007
Get the humanmug. A disgrace
No examples. Humanity sucks, you just agree or ...... You agree, there is no option, everyone ends up with self hate
by Theimpossoble October 7, 2018
Get the humanitymug. 
A) Also known as "cannon fodder".
Inferior beeing who lives a useless life without meaning or reason. Exploits the resources of the planet "Earth". Humans are stupid, and the natural pray of "Aliens".
Must be eliminated at all costs.
B) Someone weak-minded.
Inferior beeing who lives a useless life without meaning or reason. Exploits the resources of the planet "Earth". Humans are stupid, and the natural pray of "Aliens".
Must be eliminated at all costs.
B) Someone weak-minded.
by UltimateOne June 7, 2004
Get the Humanmug. The third most intelligent creature inhabiting planet Earth. Omnivorous by nature, it is designed to eat animals and plants. Some of them, though, eat only plants claiming animal cruelty is bad. This is a lie. They are not humans, but an inferior race called vegans. If you meet one, run away as fast as you can and eat a cow. Humans claim they are more intelligent than dolphins because the animals have not constructed civilizations and advanced culturally, instead they spend their time playing, feeding, and mating. This same concept proves dolphins are more intelligent/
by hugo122 September 14, 2008
Get the humanmug.