how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

HOW DO I RUN

A quote said by very WEIRD people who DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN?

Person 1: HOW DO I RUN
Person 2: Why are you asking me this, weirdo? You seem pretty weird. Go fondle some farts or something.

by someone who fondles farts. August 2, 2024

how do you do that

masquence asked me this
fucking masquencegger

masquence: "how do you do that"
hunter: not telling you
masquence: im gay btw
hunter: ik

by htunteunrunetunererr October 12, 2025

`~`How `'~'`Do`'~'`Yourselfylu`'~'`Do`'~'`hoW`~`

`~`How `'~'`Do`'~'`Yourselfylu`'~'`Do`'~'`hoW`~`

`~`How `'~'`Do`'~'`Yourselfylu`'~'`Do`'~'`hoW`~`

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

how do i type

used by ppl who dont know how to type apparently

Person 1: How do i type

Person 2: ??? Wdym u just typed

Person 1: Nuh uh

by Indigoblue4002 January 22, 2025

How do stereotypes limit people?

People who are set to standards set by society, they feel obliged to meet the required / preferred standard

All Asians are smart is a bad example of a stereotype, (How do stereotypes limit people?)

by anon23213213 December 6, 2020

How do they make babies?

Don't seek further information it's classified

Kid: How do they make babies?
Dad: My agents have told me not to give you the answer my son.

by IntergalactalEnergy December 19, 2023