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Child Grease

-A restaurant term.
-The thin layer of grease like substance that remains after a family sits at a table at a restaurant. Even if nothing was spilled or otherwise not normal. But remains non the less
"Aww man, I just cleaned table 42 and their was a harsh layer of child grease on it!"
by djdefjam89 June 3, 2009
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The Greasies

After an explosive, wet dump, that wet greasy feeling between the butt cheeks that simply put, cannot be wiped away.
I’m all itchy down there now with a touch of the greasies.

That curry dinner was fantastic. Only draw back is this onset case of the greasies.

Two rolled down and I still got the greasies.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017
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Hottest human being EVER!!! Julian in Wonder, Ethan in A Dog's purpose, and Herman on Walk the Prank.
Bryce Gheisar is the hottest and nicest being on the PLANET!
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batty-greasing

when you have a really sweaty crack showing through your pants.
rah that guy batty-greasing you can see it all over his pants.
by dsquared&hdog June 8, 2021
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jack-grease

(noun) Like the name suggests, the term is just a quick slang word duo referencing lubricating jelly incorporated into a one person sexual experience. It's attributes/positives are many, and its negatives are almost non-existent (unless you're some kind of crybaby bitch. When spit/saliva just won't cut it during such an experience, jack-grease has got you ensuring the user will not inflict any wounds on their person from the friction, the sensory sensations replicate the moist surroundings of an actual vagina (minus all the fuckin' bullshit), though up to the user themself the lubrication itself will provide the option and assist in an increase in speed, and priced around a couple of dollars per each sizeable tube jack-grease is affordable for anyone.
Nikkie and Jordy were college roommates and both were troublemaking perverts. However Jordy had superior communication and interpersonal skills while Nikki had nearly none. Nikki caught Jordy gone to a class he usually never attended and he saw his chance to rub one out. Pulling open the bottom drawer of his bureau he saw two new tubes of jack-grease sitting atop his stack of fuckbooks. Quicking remembering a day last week, Nikki recalled he had given Jordy a few dollars to pick them up for him on a trip to Wal-Mart.
by Nikki Stixx June 26, 2021
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Alabama grease gun race

At the end of Alabama family reunion, all the males form a circle jerk and ejaculate into a single cup. The cup is then emptied into a grease gun, and the youngest male is then to artificially inseminate the oldest female, therefore initiating him into the family tradition.

The winner of the race is the male who's sperm impregnated the female, therefore concluding the Alabama grease gun race.
"Congratulations cletus on winning the Alabama grease gun race."
by Alabamian Freedom fighter July 29, 2021
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Bryce Gheisar

He's an actor and he's so fucking hot
Someone: Bryce Gheisar is the best
Someone2: I know, right? He's so cuuute 🔥
by WeAre300_kids April 12, 2022
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