Graveyard Mouth

A girl's mouth that has seen so much semen in it's day that it carries the dead souls of the billions of kids shot into it.

Andrew: Yo I just kissed Sarah
Evan: Aw hell nah bro that hoe has graveyard mouth
Andrew: Aw shit
Evan: You just made out with a whole country 💀

by Zeb244 February 5, 2023

cartoon graveyard

Best fucking band in Hudson, WI. Three divorced dads and a confirmed bachelor bring the full force of all Urban Dictionary terms to each show they play. Lead by Tyler and his gargantuan Tyceps, guitar by Brant the pant filler, Patrick on lead bass, and the red drummer. Cartoon Graveyard was formed when the dust settled after the four whoresmen decided they were sick of not having enough fun on their own, they teamed up to redefine the cover band genre by playing only good songs people would enjoy.

Hey, Cartoon Graveyard, play freebird! Fuck off, we play onlyjams certified good music.

by MemberFluid January 2, 2024

graveyard

Meaning that shit dead

“Ts graveyard foo”

by ☠️3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ May 8, 2023

Groupchat graveyard

The mound of forgotten, forlorn groupchats piling up at the bottom of your messages list.

Tombstones in the groupchat graveyard often read “Ibiza 2016 🔥”, “Victoria’a bdayyyy”, or, more tragically, “4ever Squad” and “Ride-or-dies”.

According to legend, some of the groupchats in the graveyard may be haunted by the people who acquired your friends’ old phone numbers.

1: “What was the name of that guy I hooked up with at Sara’s brother’s wedding?”
2: “Check the groupchat graveyard hun.”

by daltonjfk October 30, 2019

Throwing a graveyard

To react negatively to something cringe-worthy, often denoted by numerous skull emojis.

Bro 1: “Bro did you see that cringe Insta post?”
Bro 2: “Yeah, I saw it last night and I was throwing a graveyard.”

Last night: “Dude wtf 💀💀💀💀💀”

by FatherWreck August 5, 2022

Elephant Graveyard Surprise

The act of unknowingly sticking two fingers up your partners ass real quick, once they turn around surprised the you smear your fingers across their forehead while saying “Simbaah” from the lion king. (The elephant graveyard is the dark land in Lion King)

Last night I gave my girl an Elephant Graveyard Surprise and she was not happy.

by RL91 July 4, 2022

Graveyard Chain

Where an inevitable queue of people are waiting to enter a graveyard

Those hospitals are a graveyard chain

by undies4sale September 6, 2022