goober

basically a goober is just a kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball. it's term of endearment really. it comes from the ancient scottish verb "to goub", which has to do with doing a dance and smiling sheepishly while doing so, exposing the goubs in one's teeth.

"That John is such a goober," said Jane as John vector-danced* his Junior Prom away.

*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.

by Parker. June 5, 2004

Gooba

The sound that is produced by the withdrawal of a male member from the rear end while in prison.

Whack azz rida: Yo you hear 6ix9ines new song "Gooba"?

Real G: Oh yeah, he spitting about that prison time getting it all up in it for sho! Late night all ya heard was that Gooba Gooba echo all through the block yo!

by @Console_Harmony May 11, 2020

gomboc

The Gomboc is a roundish piece of clear synthetic material with gently peaked, organic curves. It looks like a piece of modern art. But if you tip it over, something unusual happens: it rights itself. A three-dimensional object that purely by dint of its geometry had only one possible way to balance upright.(from New York Times, 12/9/07)

He's such a gomboc. No matter what life tossed at him, job loss, divorce, sickness, he kept bouncing back.

by Una Malachica January 11, 2009

Goofy goober

Someone who is always joking around never to be taken serious everything they say is questionable

“I like josh but he’s and goofy goober and I don’t like that”
“Why is Christopher a goofy goober”

by Shakesomethingg December 24, 2019

goomba

Goomba is the phonetic spelling of the term "cumpà", which is the way people from Southern Italy used to pronounce the word "compare", that is "godfather". From the original sense it was gradually extended to mean a friend, a partner, etc.

hey, goomba, what about a glass of wine?

by Francesco from Italy October 1, 2006

Goomba Effect

If you've ever seen the Super Mario Bros. Movie, then you've seen the giant goombas. The goomba effect is is wen the person's head is abnormally small for their body, just like the goomba.

Hey Miro, look over there, Milker has the "Goomba Effect."

by CaileAsura August 23, 2009

Goober Monkey

An affectionate term to define someone who has done, or said, something that is silly or stupid (excluding acts that are criminal in nature).

The term is not offensive, but rather stated between persons on good terms with eachother.

Peter, the goober monkey, ripped out a fart that loosened the brick work.

You're a fucking goober monkey, bro.

by Audifred October 8, 2008