"Dude I was watching this one awesome vid on xvideos and realized my dick doesn't look the same as the one dude and that's when I realized I had a Genital Deformation"
by SpicĒ November 26, 2019
Get the Genital Deformationmug. by Michelso July 15, 2021
Get the Genital Jacksonmug. Painful inflammation of the sexual organs due to infection introduced by the bite of a common tick. Symptoms include yellowish-green curd-like discharge from the sweat glands of the genital region, crippling pain, and general embarassment due to the infected patient's tendency to walk bow-legged during the entire six weeks the bacteria is present in the victim's system. Caucasian males in uniform are particularly susceptible to the disease.
The treatment cycle involves thrice-daily injections of hooch (i.e., fermented juice from sourdough bread starter). Treatment cycle is reduced by immediate dose of 1 tsp of black pepper, followed by 1 tsp of cayenne pepper within 12 hours of initial tick bite.
This feels like someone smashed your balls up against a rock with a rusty sledgehammer, so don't get bit.
The treatment cycle involves thrice-daily injections of hooch (i.e., fermented juice from sourdough bread starter). Treatment cycle is reduced by immediate dose of 1 tsp of black pepper, followed by 1 tsp of cayenne pepper within 12 hours of initial tick bite.
This feels like someone smashed your balls up against a rock with a rusty sledgehammer, so don't get bit.
I went for a walk with my dog and got genital meglomalisima. I hope I do not ruin too many pairs of jeans during my treatment.
by Schaferhund December 14, 2008
Get the Genital Meglomalisimamug. A small bump on the genitals caused by a common sexually transmitted infection.
Genital warts are a common sexually transmitted infection caused by the human papillomavirus (HPV).
Genital warts are a common sexually transmitted infection caused by the human papillomavirus (HPV).
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 8, 2019
Get the Genital wartsmug. He said, “Wait, don’t wash your face with that. It’s the genital rag.”
She said, “Wow, thanks. That was a close one.”
She said, “Wow, thanks. That was a close one.”
by dogstar7 February 8, 2010
Get the Genital Ragmug. The act of using ones genital warts as a biological weapon against one's enemies and resulting in said person (or persons, if case need be) getting 0wn3d.
I just used Genital Wartage to infect your father, who in turn infected your sister. I believe that calls for cake.
by the guy who raped your face May 14, 2011
Get the Genital Wartagemug. by LogicSays June 11, 2018
Get the moose genitalsmug.