Skip to main content

Gastank

To urinate in a persons rectal cavity. Can be followed by "siphoning" in which a hoselike object is used to siphon out the urine.
After John gastanked Jill, he proceded to siphon out the urine with a straw.
by Kyle J. November 10, 2004
mugGet the Gastank mug.

GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART

The release of a silent butt deadly fart in bed, then pulling the blanket over a persons head, causing them to feel as if they are a Jew being gassed.
person #1 "Shanna, what did you give your husband for Hanukah?"

person #2 "I gave him a"GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART".
by lucysky January 24, 2010
mugGet the GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART mug.

Gayton Scott

A very gay albino with cock breath who usually gets fucked by his Dad and has no friends
I smell that breath a mile away must be Gayton Scott
by CarterFanta6969 February 16, 2019
mugGet the Gayton Scott mug.

Gastonisize

To unfairly villainize or otherwise cast someone in a dark light.

To Gastonisize
Gastonisized
Gastonisizing
Heath chose not to share his TV with his roommate. His roommate got upset and immediately gastonisized him.
by Eekmin September 13, 2014
mugGet the Gastonisize mug.

Gastonia

A level 6 slur in the Dinopedia Wiki. It means to call someone horny.
Dinopedian: SHUT UP, YOU GASTONIA!
(everyone gasps)
Everyone: HOW COULD YOU SAY THE MOST OFFENSIVE SLUR WITHOUT A PASS!?!?!?
by David(BFDI) August 2, 2023
mugGet the Gastonia mug.

Gastronomica

The instrument created by your anal cavity; as in 'harmonica'. Making yourself fart. Using the rare ability to suck air up one's anus and farting it out to produce consecutive deep, full tones. >Warning the use of the gastronomica could cause a sudden need to crap.<
Jim Wilson can play his gastronomica like there's no tomorrow. 'Midnight Honkytonk Stroll' by Fecal Spectrum is awesome 'cause they use the gastronomica.
> Visit Jim and Fecal Spectrum at www.myspace.com/fecalspectrum <
by G. 'WonderBoy' B. December 17, 2008
mugGet the Gastronomica mug.

gauton

A fine specimen of well-developed muscle
Woah dude check out that gauton over there, I could bench for 20 years and not be close to his sculpted tones.
by Mezger December 6, 2013
mugGet the gauton mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email