Grates my guts

Something that just pisses you off so much

Alvin and the chipmunks really grates my guts

by Gutgrater December 31, 2021

Cheese grate

When someone uses too much teeth when giving a blowjob, thus “cheese grating” the victim’s penis

“I’ve never gotten worse head than when that freaky girl in 11th grade cheese grated me in the back of AP Lit”

by ausdeb June 19, 2021

Grating the cheese

The act of scratching your dandruff-infested scalp, making a ton of dandruff flakes fall out

Person 1: Man, that guy's really grating the cheese
Person 2: Yeah, pretty disgusting

by That_One_Fellow June 25, 2024

Grateful Dead

Some shitty want to be Rolling Stones group (but they could actually play their instruments) that were around in the eighties and did like 4 decent songs and pretty much could’ve totally shut the fuck up for the last 40 years and could have potentially saved us from the likes of Chicago or hotel California oh yeah let’s hear that one more fucking time.

Hey let’s listen to the Grateful Dead ! Not until after free bird. Oye! Nobody interrupts fucking free bird! Lenard skinner died while shredding this tune!! Hey, who turned this on… this song sucks

by Knowledge Speaks January 28, 2024

The O’ Not So Grate

When you grate your dick cheese on to the back of your partner which then leads to you pulling out some fancy cutlery and proceeding to eat it

Last night i pulled off ‘the o’ not so grate’… Lets Just say im single now

by TheMotherPlucker April 21, 2024

grateful jog

A grateful jog is when someone jogs across the street for a stopping car.

He had a spring and a skip in his grateful jog across the street

by Prof. Dhingum October 19, 2022

Grate

A group date: a social or romantic gathering between not just 2 parties but up to 5 parties.

Dudeeee I’m trying to date her but I had to settle for a Grate with her friends.

by T-Bonnnneeeeeee September 20, 2020