Accidental Goatee

When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.

Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.

Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Accidental Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and looking like a twelve year old.

Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.

Shaving Victim: Why would I pay someone to shave my beard? Your mom does it for free when I give her a mustache ride.

Friend: ...

by Pringlescan July 24, 2009

time gate

Similar to a paywall, a common mechanic in modern games, especially mobile, where a feature of the game (or the game itself) has a limited number of uses or play time which only resets when the next period begins (usually a daily refresh) unless the player opts to pay extra.

God damn I hate the time gate in this mobile app. I can only play at best an hour a day unless I pay extra.

by nitorita April 11, 2021

Black Gates

A term for a situation of extreme awkwardness. A comparison to the hordes of "Awks" pouring out of the Black Gates in LOTR, ie it is the most awkward situation possible.

Son: Good Day Mom?

Mother: Son, I haven't been sexually satisfied by your father in years, so I divorced him this morning and we're moving in with your Headmaster. I'm sure he'll drive you into school tomorrow.

You: Holy shit Black Gates.

by ImperialEmperor November 13, 2011

Steins;Gate

a great visual novel which also has got a good anime adaptation

damn man steins;gate is a great visual novel and anime.

by AutisticFagThatHatesTrannies September 14, 2020

cock grater

n.

a female with braces, who will potentially suck your cock

No fuck that she's a cock grater

by jason stiver January 24, 2005

Gateway Band

Your gateway band is the band you first listened to which completely opened up your world of music.

The band which was the beginning of you developing a decent taste in music.

Indie kids often use it to describe the first indie band they got into. But this term can apply to particular genre of music.

Guy-who-only-listens-to-commercial-rock: *listening to Nickelback*
Me: *hands him a bright eyes cd* Put down that rubbish, listen to this, and enjoy.
Guy-who-only-listens-to-commercial-rock: *listens to Bright Eyes* OMG, this is amazing! *stomps on Nickelback*

He then turns into either a pretentious indie kid, or just develops a decent taste in music. Yay

Bright Eyes was his gateway band.

by Jessica Lest August 14, 2008

Billy-goated

When a super hot chick bites the longest part of your beard/goatee and gives it a little tug and shake.

Roy: "She billy-goated me"
Brian: "She just clapped on and shocked you like a rag-doll?"
Roy: "Yeah dude, weirdest and sexiest thing ever. You need to grow yours out."

by KikiNJ September 8, 2014