gortavious loony vine the II

a very epic cool man who loves kenjaku

i am gortavious loony vine the II

by aesgawesgd September 9, 2025

gortavious loony vine II

smells like fart, is dumb and fat and noone likes him

gortavious loony vine II: hi guys
gortavious loony vine II's "friends" (they dont actually like him cuz he stinks like fart and hes fat so he takes up 2 seats on the bus): shut up gortavious loony vine II youre a gortavious loony vine II

by gortaviousloonyvineiihater September 21, 2025

gorting

When you're "cooking" very hard; putting in a lot of effort.

Gurt: Damn bro, you're gorting!

by the gorter October 26, 2025

Dunks Gortís

a match on tinder. A really hot guy with big balls and he’s good at sex

bro dunks gortís took me out for drinks at a nice old timey bar and then took me home and absolutely had his way with me! What a night!

by meowfarturanus January 22, 2022