fuengo

When an old lady tries to dance with you

Awe man I almost got fuengo'd at that bar by skeleton lady.

by FD0gg September 8, 2009

Fuentes

A Fuentes is a rare, one-of-a-kind bugger. Generally of above-average girth, well-balanced ratio of crispy and juicy.
Considered a delicacy in the far-right conservative political commentator community.

I couldn't wait to get home, I had to get that Fuentes in my mouth immediately consequences be damned

by HarderRetard May 18, 2020

fubes

- Small,, glowing, fury 'imaginary' creatures that are floating all around us.

- Something to place the blame on.

"DA FUUBES!"

"Man, did you sleep with my wife, steal my wallet and eat all of my food?!"
"No dude, it was the fubes."
"Ohh - sorry man, forgive me."

by someone closer than you think. October 3, 2009

Mr. Fuentes

Mr. Fuentes is really chill guy

Mr. Fuentes is very funny

by snoody355 June 1, 2018

Dirty Fuentes

The male dons a clown costume and proceeds to lovingly insert the red rubber nose ball in his partner's bootyhole. When he is ready to make passionate love, the nose ball is removed and worn by the partner. Lovemaking continues.

Cindy: Clowns are so sexy. I'm glad we decided to do this role playing thing!
Mike: let me show you something...
Cindy: This smells like candy corn!
Mike: Smells like a dirty fuentes!

by BongzFoLyfer February 20, 2009

fuboned

fubar + boned = fuboned

This guy's server is fuboned

by KNM November 20, 2007

fugent

replaces a curse word around adults

what the fugent

by p digglet October 25, 2010