felstead

Slang for dick

wow i like nathan's felstead

by omgwow33 April 2, 2016

the freds

The bowel condition resulting from the consumption of mediocre southern buffet food at chain restaurants in Florida. Conditions usually include bubble guts, mudd butt and swamp ass.

I was going to start a liquid diet cleanse this week, but this case of the freds is going to clear my poop shoot out ASAP!

by A "Valued" Customer November 29, 2016

nostalgic feels

An irresistible reminiscent stream of consciousness evoked by a place, person, song, color, smell, sight, food, taste, texture, picture, video, scene or vibe parallel to an unforgettable moment in the past; primarily in relation to a pivotal turning point or impactful cross road that was fundamentally reflective of one's experiences during childhood and/or adolescence predominantly irradiating significant positivity to the individual.

"Nostalgic feels hit me as soon as I walked in the restaurant makin me crave my grandma's home cookin'".

"Aww shit this song is my jam nostalgic feels takin' me back to '97 when we would cruise in your dad's Impala."

by TheFloresAdventure April 21, 2018

Frozen Felspar

A frozen log of human shit used as a dildo

Have you seen Frank's freezer? Its a Fine Frozen Felspar factory!! Fuck!

by Murph_Diggler February 16, 2008

feelskies

someone who gets a cheap feel on a bitch

While marvick was away, Shammi was trying to get cheap feelskies on his girl.

by pappycax July 6, 2006

felshing

The act of sucking semen from any orafice eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the ass hole.

hayden took a straw and sucked the semen out of hannahs asshole aka he gave her a felshing

by hayden felching August 8, 2010

Outside of the Pants Feelsies

When you are with a partner and they start fondling you from the outside of your pants, giving you the uncomfortable sensation of someone attempting to turn you on. If partner continues this act for more than 20 minutes you are no longer obligated to pretend that it feels good.

Anna: So what did you and Sean do yesterday?
Lauren: We watched a movie and he kept rubbing my fun zone...
Rob: Sounds like a bad case of Outside of the Pants Feelsies.
Lauren: It really was bro, you have no clue.

by OTPF October 20, 2012