Flare

A literal king at things that I dont know how the Hell it works

"Yo I heard a guy called Flare wants to challenge you" Friend 1
"Ez peace of cake"

"Loses The match"
"What the Fuc-"

by BlazeKnight May 11, 2022

Flare Haven

A passionate term for the vagina, emphasizing its fiery and intense nature during intimate moments.

"When the mood is right, her Flare Haven becomes an inferno of passion no one can handle."

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Flare

Someone who doesn't know how to play soccer

"that guy is such a flare"

- teams coach

by Not_Trash August 8, 2020

pussy flare

1. The name you call someone who is trash
2. The name you call someone who is a pussy
3. The name you call someone who sucks that thicc dicc

“Hey Colton, your a pussy flare.”

by Yer fat mum May 20, 2018

flares

Another for the Canadian fires I made up

Danny: Have you seen the Canadian fires?
Norm: You mean the flares, right?

by DorkLore June 24, 2023

Flare

A sudden burst of barely controllable anger;usually caused by a less intelligent individual with equivalent or higher social or professional status "talking shit"

1:If that teacher says ONE more word about my punctuality, you guys are gonna see the brightest flare
2: Nigga you ain't the Sun

by A.D/S October 13, 2014

pop a flare

To jizz oneself

*Albie and Ryan are standing*
*Erica walks by and Ablie reaches for his crotch while simultaneously displaying his O Face*
Ryan: "What happened? Did you just pop a flare?"
Albie: "Yeah...I popped a flare"
Ryan: *Steps away* "Yeah I figured"
Ablie: "Yeah..."

by gosox19 May 23, 2013