Lemon Fingered

The act of someone grabbing their balls and then proceeding to stick their fingers with said scrotal aroma in someone's nose

I was just hanging out in a bar and out of nowhere this douche Don Lemon lemon fingered me...uggh it smelled awful, like dirty butt sex

by Stinkstar69 August 17, 2019

Mustard-Fingered

When upon the act of fat fingering a button on a controller or remote, mustard begins to seep from the pores on the pad of said finger.

I went to unlock the car but Mustard-Fingered the panic button, now it wont turn off.

by Mustard-Fanatic March 28, 2021

feeling fingered

When you are feeling beyond tired, fully drained and worn out, when your body is aching all over and your just completely fucked.

- I'm feeling fingered after lastnights efforts at work..!
- Been moving furniture all day and I'm feeling fingered now, so I'm going to bed.

- Bo: "How you going Andy"
Andy: "I'm feeling fucking fingered hey"
- When you can't do something anymore cos ur feeling fingered.

by Pinkmyryd June 6, 2021

Six-Fingered Jose

When a woman is fingered by three men in a Mexican restaurant.

I heard Brenda went to that new taqueria on Cinco de Mayo and got a Six-Fingered Jose after a pitcher of margaritas.

by John Boova III August 22, 2022

fingerer

one who fingers

some dude: Dude! Guess what!

Some other dude: idk! What!?

some dude: My friend Carmen says im a good fingerer. :D

by THE WHACKER!! May 1, 2009

2 fingered mexican oil change

When you stick two fingers up another persons anus, but you do it every couple of minuets. Since a regular mexican-oil change keeps adding oil, you keep adding your finger.

She was getting clogged up back there, so I gave her the 2 fingered mexican oil change, and now she "runs" clean.

by Kevin Benson December 30, 2007

Three fingered salute

the act of pressing Ctrl Alt Delete with 1 hand

i gave my compute the Three fingered salute when it froze

by Mr.Freeman December 11, 2009