chutney ferret

an unscrupulous fellow(usually identified as having a curious limp) who is rather partial to batting for the other side.. it is not in the spirit of the game!

Ian Mckenzie is a chutney ferret

by THE ALMIGHTY HEAD May 28, 2003

wet ferret

When a hairy cock is wettened by either female bodily fluids or lubricants.

Have you pet a wet ferret today?

by caitielicious June 10, 2008

Ferret Puncher

One who punches ferrets.

See also: Yanni

Ahve yioyu bastargds eebn punchubngh ferets aghain?

by the ferty puancherd April 19, 2004

flesh ferret

a males penis; the long skinny thing hanging between their legs

"hey baby let me put my flesh ferret in your slime cave"

by dru dickhole June 2, 2013

Chutney Ferret

Homosexual young man

I say young Jed stay away from me, I don't like pooh box pinball you Chutney Ferret.

by Fradley lad November 7, 2017

Raz-Ferret

A fucking cunt who generally is too easy to offend, and easily rump rustled.

"You sir are indeed a Raz-Ferret."

by ~Slitherin-Ur-Legs April 16, 2014

Ferret Wrenching

Ferret Wrenching occurs when you gape open the rectum of a ferret, and proceed to go balls deep. Now that the ferret is snugly wrapped around your Johnson you take their arms and make it cosplay as a machine gun but......instead of bullets, you guessed it! Your hot gooey semen. As you nut, filling the ferret with love the teeth act as a bullet carver, giving you spurts of semen the perfect shape.

Ferret Wrenching

Sexual act with gargantuan amounts of blood against a ferret.

Last Saturday I released the biggest nut while wrenching my newborn ferret.

by legionisawful November 7, 2017