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Alabama Fidget Spinner

When you dress a pig or cow up in a sexy costume, then you and your farmer friends strip down and pour olive oil all over your selves, then you lay on the kitchen floor and super glue the pig or chicken to the floor. then you use your feet to spin around the animal, while jerking off. You get extra points for hitting the animal with your nut.
me, cletus bobby and Andrew did a Alabama fidget spinner last night
by yeeteteeetete May 28, 2018
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dank yeet fidget spinner dab

(verb)
boi you here this, u better hit that dab, hit that yeet, fidget dat spinner, dab on fleek.
Yo, imma pull a dank yeet fidget spinner dab yo. Move out of my way!

(proceeds to hit that dank yeet fidget spinner dab).
by aH dAs hOt, dAs hOt December 27, 2019
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the fidget spinner

A sexual position where the female rotates on the males penis while the male spins her like a fidget spinner.
Damn Bro! she got so nauseous when I busted the fidget spinner on her last night.
by AngelDJF May 25, 2017
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human fidget spinner

Angelica "yo last night was crazy"
Eliza"yah we moved from one side of the house to the other"
Peggy"It was a human fidget spinner"
by ProjectBlueBanana April 5, 2020
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African fidget spinner

The act of poking a hole in your fidget spinner and sticking your dick through it while looking at African children.
I went to Africa and showed the kids an African fidget spinner!
by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 December 14, 2017
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Angry Fidget Spinner

Whilst receiving a blowjob you cum in the middle of a girls eyes. This resembles a third eye (similar to a fidget spinners 3 holes). You then spin her around so she'll get dizzy
Me: Guess what I did to Samantha last night.

Person 1: What?

Me: I made her an Angry Fidget Spinner
by Dillonthesexybeast May 23, 2017
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Tokyo Fidget Spinner

While having intercourse, a girl holding a pair of glow sticks is spun in rapid succession on the mans penis while a Eurobeat is played in the background.
My girlfriend surpassed 300 rpm on my dick when we did the Tokyo Fidget Spinner last night.
by Whasianangler July 18, 2017
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