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fitness mistress

A woman who has frequent sex with a man in order to help him get in shape.
Sam my man, you should get a fitness mistress to help you with those love handles!
by Carl1983 June 24, 2012
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Feiona

Beautiful woman. Hard to read sometimes, very spiritual. Family comes first. Gorgeous, with a beautiful smile, amazing body and mind. Can party like a rockstar but enjoys the simple things as well. Sometimes high maintenance. When she walks into a room the first thing you notice is definitely her smile. She's the type of woman who is very picky about men and is not in relationships often.
Damn, did you see Feiona when she walked in, her smile was just lighting up the room.
by Thatdude315 December 21, 2016
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fitnazi

Someone who relentlessly works out, obsesses about food and nutrition, and shames others for not doing the same, regardless of their health, finances, or other life situations. This person typically lives their life in some type of workout clothing, even when they are not working out.
Brenda, a typical fitnazi, made Harold feel terrible because he has injuries that make him unable to fully exercise.
by Bobbin1973 June 14, 2017
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feitanstitties

swaggy they then 😫🤤
you don’t know feitanstitties? the swaggy they then? cool. *blocks cause yeah* 🙁💔
by feitanstan111 March 12, 2021
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Feinettesupremacy

Feinettesupremacy is the sweetest and most funniest mutual ever. She cares about others and is the mutual everyone would die for 😇
Feinettesupremacy? She is greatest mutual ever <3
by Tigrestee <3 December 30, 2021
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The Fitnessgram Pacer Test National day

The Fitnessgram Pacer Test national day is on Janurary 29th.

Its a day where you tell your friends and family:

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start! **ALSO SPREAD THE WORD**
The Fitnessgram Pacer Test national day example:

Person 1: The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start! **ALSO SPREAD THE WORD**

Person 2: Ok! The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start!
by xmistyyx January 29, 2021
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Mr. Fitness Instructor

That guy who is not in very good shape, yet feels the need to criticize everyone on their form and the amount of reps someone does during a specific exercise.
Guy 1: Yo dude, your curling form is horrible. Straighten your arms and increase your weight.

Guy 2: STFU Mr. Fitness Instructor. Since when did you become an expert this shit?
by BIG SCRAP February 2, 2016
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