Mother And Father Is Infecting Everybody

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "Mother And Father Is Infecting Everybody".

by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 20, 2025

everybody knows

a quote from the movie girl interrupted. this is used when “everybody knows” that to people are having sex

“everybody knows. everybody knows that he fucks you”

by wandasdeadkids September 30, 2022

cleaned everybody's clock

give someone a beating.

"he went wild and cleaned everybody's clock down there in the dugout"

by Arminkshipper July 16, 2024

telling everybody your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma July 25, 2013

and everybody clapped

a moment of self righteousness and slight arrogance when an individual says something supposedly profound and looks around at others for approval or agreement

Example
Rue: I can’t get clean, I can’t do that shit forever.
Cassie: You don’t have to. Just…take it one day at a time 🌝🍄💞☺️😇✨(looks around at everyone else with a stupid smile on her face).
Rue, remembering Cassie’s hypocrisy: Hey, Cass?
Cassie: Yeah?
Rue: I have a quick question for you.
Cassie: What?
Rue: How long have you been fucking Nate Jacobs?
Cassie: nErVoUsLy LaUgHs & KnOwS dOoM iS oN tHe HoRiZoN
Everyone else: 🤔🤭🤐🤯😡😳🤬

Cassie had real “and everybody clapped” energy when she said that.

by feliciathegoat1 February 08, 2022

and everybody clapped

a moment of self righteousness and slight arrogance when an individual says something supposedly profound and looks around at others for approval or agreement, when they really sound corny; used as a noun & usually self serving but can also be interpreted as such from a completely unintentionally arrogant statement

Example:
Rue: I can’t get clean. I can’t do that shit forever.

Cassie: You don’t have to. Just…take it one day at a time 🌝🍄💞☺️😇✨(looks around at everyone else with a stupid smile on her face).

Rue, remembering Cassie’s hypocrisy: Hey, Cass?

Cassie: Yeah?

Rue: I have a quick question for you.

Cassie: What?

Rue: How long have you been fucking Nate Jacobs?

Cassie: nErVoUsLy LaUgHs & KnOwS dOoM iS oN tHe HoRiZoN

Everyone else: 🤔🤭🤐🤯😡😳🤬

Cassie had real “and everybody clapped” energy when she said that.

by feliciathegoat1 February 08, 2022

And everybody clapped

Synonym for “I call bullshit”, used specifically against anecdotes you think are fabrications. Originated from a cliche when telling such stories on the internet, where the ending is usually along the lines of “Karen got arrested and everybody clapped”.

Bob: And then, the annoying customer was arrested and his kids were taught a lesson-
David: (Interrupting) And everybody clapped, right?

by E hates Q February 21, 2023