Eli

The guy that is very pale, cute, and you fall for without trying to. You’re best friend might disapprove, but mostly everyone will ship you with them.

“ Omg Eli is so hot”
“Zoe, all you do is talk about him”

by Thatonekoolgurl December 6, 2019

Eli

smol wittle child that will never grow over 5'1.

Eli is a wittle c:

by Teehee ccccc: October 12, 2020

Eli

A short, very beautiful, smart, hot mess. She's got the most contagious smile and the most adorable laugh. She'll make you feel loved and important. Her being in your proximity WILL make you feel good.

1 : damn, who's that shortie?
2 : must be an Eli

by Elishaaa November 21, 2021

eli

a b!tch ass,cheater who loves girls and attention. known for his f*ck boy hair. he’s tall, that’s the only reason he gets b!tches (and bc it’s a small town) he literally fw every girl insight!

guy: “man I hate that Eli dude”
girl: “yes that dirty h0e played me”

by c00chieslayer69 February 6, 2022

Eli

Such a good skateboarder cops 7 chicks in one night so not Jewish man active

Wow Eli sure is a chick magnet with those skateboard skills!!

by H with Reggie May 27, 2018

Eli

Some kid who’s obsessed with paper towels and will shit there pants for a paper towel

Eli pooped his pants when he got that Paper towel

by Skyscraper7871 March 5, 2022

Eli

The best friend you’ll ever have. He is powerful and easy to get along with. He may come off as intimidating but as you get to know him you’ll fall in love. he is sporty and presents very masculine. Often very tall.

Person: Oh did you meet that new kid Eli?
Person 2: I’ve seen him around, he’s so scary.
Person: oh don’t worry, he’s really sweet.

by spencerissexy October 9, 2021