EA is a name for a girl who has bad anxiety, but is really sweet. She is lesbian so she doesn't like guys and only likes a trans dude named Rye. She is really good at cross country but hates track because she is crazy. she plays the em o-sax but thinks it is called the bass clarinet. She kinda thinks she crazy and hyper but is actually just giving off midget energy. she looks like a tall person but is somehow short. she loves Donald trump. Oh, I forgot... she... has... a... penis...!
Bro, why is that girl aggressively reading a book at us???"
"Because hers names ea and she thinks your gay"
"Because hers names ea and she thinks your gay"
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