Dried Fig

the most disgusting word in the world. 0/10 would not recommend using as the name of a color

dried fig is gross I don't want this backpack called dried fig

by Buddyupsystem August 26, 2018

dried gluestick

When you cum straight up then let the jizz dry on tip of your meat stick (dick without skin) then once dry, peel off very fast just like when you were little and peeled dried glue off your hand.

dude, you should totally try the dried gluestick!

by Ugin™ January 15, 2016

DRIS <333

Dris, aka Star's boyfriend.

Dris is very funny.

A : DRIS <333.

They're is very funny. woah.

? : who in the hell is that

by Alistair._ April 20, 2021

Dried

Being Drunk and Fried (Stoned) at the same exact time.

After finishing the bottle of Jack and taking a hit of the Geeb I was officially Dried.

by Pritvik Pratap October 17, 2023

dried oranges

A veiled suggestion for the initiation of swinging festivities.

Theat couple in the kitchen looks really juicy. We should make dried oranges.

by Badonkadonk.slim February 05, 2023

dried tomato

A person that makes awkward faces.

Oh hey. That girl is a dried tomato

by What you mean February 17, 2016

dri (drinking related injury)

An injury caused by foolish or clumsy behaviour when drunk.

A: Hey man, how did you break your leg?
B: It's a dri (drinking related injury), I tried to cartwheel from the pool table to the floor last night.
A: Ah. Don't worry, heaps of people do that.

by functionalcoholic October 16, 2013