Dirk

The opposite of Mickey Mouse. Completely valid and well deserved.

Bro 1: "Bro that test was not easy"
Bro 2: " Oh shit was it hella Dirk"
Bro 1: "Yea bro"

by Jhatassdo May 4, 2022

Dirk

I weapon similar to a dagger, but with a longer blade.

The old warrior was stabbed with a dirk.

by Maxcocoa January 13, 2020

Dirke

A super cool guy with great taste in music. He’s always going to concerts or finding new songs to add to his playlists.

He’s always putting his friends on new music and listening to new tracks. You’ll usually see him in band merch from shows or will headphones in.

“Have you guys heard this song?”

“Yeah dude Dirke showed me this song weeks ago. He’s always ahead of the game for music.”

by Yellowdaisies May 7, 2019

Dirk

The opposite of something being 'lit'

Bryce says, "This class is Dirk"

by BilliamWeen September 19, 2017

Dirk

a person who is a dork and has the common sense or attitude of a dick/dickhead.

Dirk: What are you doing?
Me: Playing the gat
Dirk: Oh, I thought you said playing the cat, I was like wtf?
Me: You're such a dirk.

by lyingking December 15, 2018

Dirk

Dirk is most likely plays fortnite. He usually flirts with every girl but doesn’t notice it. He’s a bot when he plays fortnite tho Dirk is most of the time single. He gets nervous easily when he likes a girl a lot but he makes a great friend! He always has an iPhone and AirPods and likes to ft with people he trust.

1.Omg Dirk is so single!
2.Dirk needs an online girl bsf to help him get a gf
3. Dirk sucks at fortnight

by Hijejsnsnss March 28, 2020

dirk weed

A simple yet confusing way to call someone a dick bag

Uncle John is being such a dirk weed

by C u m b u c k et November 3, 2023