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Person A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person B: Ok son, now eat the cheese that definitely doesn't have your anti-psychotic pills
by spike827 October 20, 2023
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DEI Hire

HA! I was going to go there but it seems like low-hanging fruit! Haha!
Hym "AND! I knew you would use DEI hire to invalidate or undermine everything else I said! That was on MY bingo card! That IIIIIIS... Hilarious!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
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DEI

Refers to "Diversity Equity, inclusion" is sometimes referred by conservative parties as a way to refer to people of color.
A DEI airline worker, dies after being sucked into jet engine so violently it 'shook entire plane'...
by Agent smith April 4, 2024
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DEI

Dickless Edgelord Incel (DEI); A right wing internet troll that is unable to copulate due to its lack of intelligence, hygiene and good looks. Its opinions and beliefs make them repulsive towards regular members of society, regardless of gender. Rather than develop personalities which may endear them to other human beings they watch Andrew Tate videos and goon in their mother's basement.
'Elon Musk hired several young men to dismantle social services and get rid of woke programs in the Federal Government, they must have all been DEI hires.'
by BreadDurst March 6, 2025
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DEI

To say that DEI is "equality of outcome" is 1. To create an implicit false dichotomy between 'Equality of outcome' and 'Meritocracy' and 2. Presupposes that the latter is what is currently occurring.
Hym "Equality of outcome is a 'NOT A REAL DOCTOR' being elevated to the STATUS of DOCTOR by A TALK SHOW HOST. Right? The claim is 'If we do DEI, people will achieve an undeserved outcome at the cost of the meritorious' but the statement presupposes that MERIT BASED HIRING is what is occurring and ignores entirely that outcomes are ALSO mediated by CRONYISM and NEPOTISM. So, my question to Dr. RAPE-FARM is... If DEI is wrong being Equality of outcome leads meritorious people to miss out on opportunities they deserve more than the people being elevated... How is Nepotism any different? Is it just a coincidence? That the child of the business owner is just the super-duper most bestest employee who workered his way up from the bottom like a real boy OR did the PARENT... EQUALIZE THEIR KIDS OUTCOME AT THE COST OF EVERYONE ELSE? And how is it not wrong for the same reason?
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
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DEI

Didn't Earn It

Or

Doofenshmirtz's Evil Incorporated!
For companies, they want DEI because they think it makes them look good and "inclusive", but in reality they're choosing inexperienced/undereducated employees instead of people who actually know what the fuck they're doing. Choosing someone who knows what they're doing, whether they have unique personal traits or not can save a life. DEI put people in danger and led to skilled workers being either underemployed/unemployed/settling for customer service out of deperation.

In Phineas and Ferb, DEI means: Doofenshmirtz's Evil Incorporated, which has nothing to do with hiring standards, it's just a catchy name/jingle.
by Failurebitch June 4, 2025
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Daddy Dey

Coolest guy! He is smooth and a douchebag.. He is genuinely nice but comes across as a fuckboy. He does Karaoke on cheesy songs from late 90s & early 2000s & shows off his underwear to strangers when they play daddy cool song in a party
He doesn't know what to say but hey He is daddy dey
by skulltrip_007 November 22, 2021
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