Only applies to guys: when hanging out with friends, partying, clubbing etc.
"Men, your designated wingman is basically your dude friend/bouncer/back-up/advisor/partyboy/player. Usually a close friend. Is there to give you that prep talk, before you try to pick up that hot chick giving you the eye at the other side of the bar. To back you up when your new girlfriends ex is there to kill you. To give you the opportunity for the once in a liftime hookup. Is loyal and will back you up in any situation, although it is advised not to borrow money from your designated wingman
"Men, your designated wingman is basically your dude friend/bouncer/back-up/advisor/partyboy/player. Usually a close friend. Is there to give you that prep talk, before you try to pick up that hot chick giving you the eye at the other side of the bar. To back you up when your new girlfriends ex is there to kill you. To give you the opportunity for the once in a liftime hookup. Is loyal and will back you up in any situation, although it is advised not to borrow money from your designated wingman
Rory: Alright guys, today is the day. I'm gonna ask Jennifer out to the movies at school today.
Tommy, can you be my designated wingman?
Tommy: Yea dawg, i got your back (may be accompanied by a handshake/knukletouch/pound)
Tommy, can you be my designated wingman?
Tommy: Yea dawg, i got your back (may be accompanied by a handshake/knukletouch/pound)
by Creeper(0_o) December 17, 2008
Get the designated wingman mug.to avoid being humiliated.
by Bogalusaman March 15, 2010
Get the desticate mug.A designated cum-licker is a guy who is chosen to lick up the cumshots of other guys who shoot their cumgasms on another guy's ass-crack after withdrawing their dicks from his asshole after they've fucked him.
A bunch of my cadet friends came by our pod, and we ended up having a fucking contest -- I got to be the designated cum-licker - yum!
by USAF Cadet June 21, 2021
Get the designated cum-licker mug.When you have a random premonition about your death and it causes you to make a drastic change in your actions.
Howie: "Whoa, check out that trailer hitched to that little Toyota pickup..it swerving everywhere!"
Jenn: "Can we speed up and get around it??"
Howie: "Why?"
Jenn: "I'm having a Final Destination Moment."
Jenn: "Can we speed up and get around it??"
Howie: "Why?"
Jenn: "I'm having a Final Destination Moment."
by soggynachosdirtyunderwear August 20, 2009
Get the Final Destination Moment mug.A super hot black dude with along penis. He also flirts with a lot of girls and can’t stay in a relationship with a girl for a long time
Destined is hot
by BigDIck 101 October 29, 2018
Get the Destined mug.I am so glad to have my designated dancer with me at parties! Now I'll never be the lone dancer freak again!
by Prince of Egypt November 24, 2010
Get the designated dancer mug.The person that was initially the designated driver who acts drunk and leaves the bar so the local cop follows him and pulls him over while all the other drunks leave the bar while the cop is busy with the designated distraction.
Bob, the sober one, leaves the bar and pretends that he has a hard time putting the key in the lock...then sits there for a moment leaning over the steering wheel. He drives out of the parking lot of the bar and the cop follows him as he drives just a hair under the speed limit and sways a bit, but still maintains the lane. The cop can't stand it so he pulls Bob over and asks Bob if he has been drinking. Bob says "No officer...I have not." Of course...while cop is busy with Bob...all the other people leave the bar. Then the cop gives Bob the sobriety test and finds out he really is OK and Bob says..."I told you that I had not been drinking...I am tonight's Designated Distraction.
by Flamewalker July 15, 2013
Get the Designated Distraction mug.