A pile of resin and marijuana scraped and foraged from other discarded sources; dirty bowls, old roaches, keef from grinder, etc, for when no actual bud is available.
Our weed is all gone right now, but at least there's enough crap to gather up around here to pack a bowl of Desperation Salad.
by luckydespot June 23, 2009
by Urbanmeans July 24, 2014
Proper Noun: a large bearded fella who is so desperate for any sort of female/male atention that he spends most nights alone jacking off on his phone, phonin every gal/boy he knows or are in the yellow pages begging for it!!!
also see: deperado and double d.
also see: deperado and double d.
-ringring-
sean: hi, whats up dan.
dan: my cock thats what all 3 inches of it.
sean: fuck off dan you large bearded man.
dan: why you being like that sean please come over.
sean: no your being a right desperate dan.
Dan: pretty please with sugar on top. ill be there.
sean: sort your life out you desperado you.
sean: hi, whats up dan.
dan: my cock thats what all 3 inches of it.
sean: fuck off dan you large bearded man.
dan: why you being like that sean please come over.
sean: no your being a right desperate dan.
Dan: pretty please with sugar on top. ill be there.
sean: sort your life out you desperado you.
by rjhawkins August 23, 2006
Everyone,
It's a contagious disease
Mostly Teenagers because all they think about is
Sex, Dating, Fake love, and showing their partner to other friends to show off.
It's a contagious disease
Mostly Teenagers because all they think about is
Sex, Dating, Fake love, and showing their partner to other friends to show off.
by rickrokks February 17, 2011
The redhead is the ugliest woman in the group....and yet she is by far the most desirable sexually! I don't get it.
by KidNotorius May 11, 2005
(Noun) Joggers that you buy the night before traveling, although they were entirely too expensive and you probably will never wear them again.
Sharon, in a moment of lapsed judgement, purchased navy blue desperation joggers for her flight to Hawaii.
by Amersons March 06, 2019
A woman who spends the majority of their day stalking and spreading untrue rumors about another person that's had nothing, and wants nothing, to do with them for an extended length of time. Exampl
by Team Harris April 18, 2015