david is the worst person you could ever meet. 1 centimeter dick , ugly ass face and is a fat goliath.
hes a fat bald crumpled dickhole, hes a genuine fucking ape. I’m tired of his shit!!! I’m ripping out his fucking grandmas pubes bitch!! him and his fucking O’rileys auto parts hair cut! he got that shit and a fucking Apple bees headass built bastard, twat. he built like fucking Humpty Dumpty with his ugly deepfried looking ass. his ass was made in a qualdron by a dyislexic whitch that were raised by fucking cave men!!!! degenerate, he looks like the type of guy to ask for a burger at a lemonade stand!!!!!!!!!!
hes a fat bald crumpled dickhole, hes a genuine fucking ape. I’m tired of his shit!!! I’m ripping out his fucking grandmas pubes bitch!! him and his fucking O’rileys auto parts hair cut! he got that shit and a fucking Apple bees headass built bastard, twat. he built like fucking Humpty Dumpty with his ugly deepfried looking ass. his ass was made in a qualdron by a dyislexic whitch that were raised by fucking cave men!!!! degenerate, he looks like the type of guy to ask for a burger at a lemonade stand!!!!!!!!!!
by Julialovesaboogie April 23, 2022
Get the davidmug. If you ever meet a David, don’t ever let him forget your name. He is a passionate caring person who regrets mistakes made that harm you, and will try his hardest to make you feel better. He has the kindest eyes, voice, and laugh that will make you feel safe and blissfully happy. He is the kind of guy that you think about constantly, and will always make you smile when they come across your mind. A David’s personality is strong, confident, and amazing. And though his personality is a plus, he is also very kind on the eyes. His hotness and attractiveness are equal to his perfect personality. He is a literal perfect person and someone you love spending every second with. They make you feel loved and are very addictive. When he holds you in your arms you feel like the most perfect precious thing in the world. He means the world and deserves it too. He is someone you will always love no matter what.
by hanacms14 May 5, 2020
Get the Davidmug. 
David is a man whose balls have not dropped yet. He has a PhD in sociopathy. He really loves to dick ride other people and use them. He has no empathy towards anyone and only cares about himself. Him and his small penis are manipulative, gaslighting pieces of shit. A David will ensue narcissistic acting until he tells you’re trapped and he can keep you there forever. Fuck David.. and his small dick.
by SociopathSuppressor November 5, 2022
Get the Davidmug. Person 1"No way is that the real blonde"
Person 2"it must be David"
Person 1"no way whos that guy thats packin over there"
Person 2 "Duh it must be David"
Person 2"it must be David"
Person 1"no way whos that guy thats packin over there"
Person 2 "Duh it must be David"
by HugePPDavid February 7, 2022
Get the Davidmug. David’s are allergic to Doritos. Nobody knows why. David’s are cool. But then again they can’t eat Doritos because their tastebuds are unique. David’s, whatcha gonna do?
by bubblesandmeerkats May 26, 2018
Get the Davidmug. 