by Brooke Lane July 24, 2011
Get the DANSmug. Men who are named Dan are often upset with the world on a daily basis. They are usually frowning and tend to hate happiness. They also seem to reject anything in life that is remotely pleasant.
Person 1: Hey, want to go out tonight?
Person 2: No I'd rather eat a pinecone and sleep until 2045
Person 1: Ugh you're being such a Dan right now.
Person 2: No I'd rather eat a pinecone and sleep until 2045
Person 1: Ugh you're being such a Dan right now.
by girlgirlgirl98 January 23, 2015
Get the Danmug. 1. Getting drunk.
2. Getting banned from a bar.
3. Being over the age of 55 and getting punched in the eye.
2. Getting banned from a bar.
3. Being over the age of 55 and getting punched in the eye.
1. “Let’s get some beers and get Danned tonight guys.”
2. “Yeah I showed my ass and got Danned from the jazz last night.”
3. “So there I was minding my business, sorting my medicine into my weekly pillbox and boom, I get Danned by some random guy.”
2. “Yeah I showed my ass and got Danned from the jazz last night.”
3. “So there I was minding my business, sorting my medicine into my weekly pillbox and boom, I get Danned by some random guy.”
by Lil Cousin October 23, 2020
Get the Dannedmug. Some lying ass fag that gets no girls and lies about his life. He talks shit about his friends behind there backs to feel better about himself.
by Micheal Havis November 14, 2019
Get the Danmug. 
by Derpguy2277 April 20, 2020
Get the Danmug. Annoying guy who doesn’t stop calling or complaining about things in the world dans are so annoying today that people don’t like them
by Gogaget November 10, 2018
Get the Danmug.