deck hardener

A type of protective layer for your deck!

Jones: wassup bro my deck is hardening
Richard:whatcha using for it to harden then
Jones: Deck hardener! its so hard i can stab a knife into it now
Richard: dayummmmm son thats some hard deck

by Alpacamon9000 May 26, 2017

deck a hoe

To slap a mother fucker so hard they die

Im boutta deck a hoe

by decked a hoe December 16, 2017

Deck Beers

The act of enjoying cold beer on a deck with friends. May include Patio Beers, Creek Beers, Breakfast Beers, River Beers, Hiking Beers, Golfing Beers, After Work Beers, Lunchtime at work beers, Mowing The Lawn Beers, Walking Beers, Cleaning the house beers, Bar beers, New Place Beers, Brewery Beers, Celebration Beers, ect....

I cannot wait to have cold deck beers after work

by Patio Beers July 28, 2018

deck you

To bash someone or beat up someone/make someone piss

I’ll deck you

by Loollllll November 23, 2020

deck me

For someone to hit or trip you severely because you like them so much

I stan her so hard like she could honestly deck me and I would apologize.

by offical5149onsnap March 17, 2020

deck shit

A shit done on any flat, hard, surface.

Squat, thrust, watch out, power, release, side spin, splat, deck shit. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

by The Definition King June 2, 2007

Deck the Halls

1. A Traditional Welsh/Scottish-English Christmas carol

2. Punching a bag of Halls Cough Drops

Charlie has anger issues and a bad cough, so when the bag of cough drops wouldn't open on Christmas Eve, he knew he had to Deck the Halls.

by Senor Fuckwad December 3, 2020