Daft

A fucking idiot. Spastic, just all round retarded.

‘I can’t see it..’
‘It’s right in front of you don’t be so daft !’

by ik two different Brady familys December 9, 2018

Daft Punk

A person who is simply irritating and tries to be dominating.

A: You know that gal, she's just fucking crazy.
B: Nah, she's a damned daft punk.

by RJB33 December 29, 2014

daft ragi

A person who's intellect isn't of the higher calibre, dim

Stefan Gerrard Piskadlo is a daft ragi

by Stefan Gerrard Piskadlo December 7, 2012

Daft

To be idiotic

Girl: "I miss school"
Boy: Common now don't be daft

by Otli July 6, 2021

Daft

Someone who is always wrong. Usually named Matthew. Opposite of a James.

Matthew is incredibly daft.

by Daftmatty October 29, 2020

Daft Punk Whopper

Whopper whopper
whopper whopper jr
double triple whopper
flame grilled taste with
perfect toppers I rule, I
rule, I rule, this day,
Lettuce mayo pickle
ketchup, is ok if I don't
want it, Impossible or
bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way
Whopper whopper
whopper whopper jr
double triple whopper
flame grilled taste with
perfect toppers I rule, I
rule, this this day

Whopper whopper
whopper whopper jr
double triple whopper
flame grilled taste with
perfect toppers I rule, I
rule, I rule, this day,
Lettuce mayo pickle
ketchup, is ok if I don't
want it, Impossible or
bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way
Whopper whopper
whopper whopper jr
double triple whopper
flame grilled taste with
perfect toppers I rule, I
rule, this this day.

--Daft Punk Whopper Song

by dog lover god April 11, 2023

Daft

Silly, crazy

Bronwyn;"Whos the prime minister"
Millard;" Winston Churchill have you gone daft"

by OliveAmbroholos November 13, 2016