republican crime family

a political organization of elected officials who sell their votes in a mass block, inexchange for campaign contributions "bribes" to vote in favor of those making donations to the crime family against the will an best interest of the citizens of the nation.

Huge donations are given to the republican crime family so that all its members vote for and pass a law to elliminate the standard light bulb because they only sell for 25 cents or so each. Under the new law, these are banned, only spiral flourescent type bulbs containing enough mercury to require a hazmat team to clean if broken are allowed to be sold. These sell for a few dollars each. The light bulb companies gave huge donations to the crime family to get this law passed. The spin was that is "saves energy"

by american24366 December 31, 2011

Crime Dawg

A person who takes a bite out of crime or is the master of crime. The master of crime-a-monies.

You're such a crime dawg Mash!

by biggie smalls November 12, 2003

Crime against Humanities

1. A work of literature, art, philosophy, or other discipline that is covered in the study of Humanities that is detrimental to human society and culture.

2. The actual element of the aforementioned work that makes it detrimental to human society.

1. Dude, I just read Twilight, and it didn't just suck, it was a Crime against Humanities.

2. The way her irresponsible writing glorifies horrible relationships is definately a Crime against Humanities.

by Dacheez2008 January 14, 2009

Crime Community

A more sophisticated way to refer to organized crime. Often useful when the connotations of "the mob" or "my gang" don't work in a situation. The term is often used in the media as an official term for organized crime.

Today, members of Detroit's crime community announced plans to expand drug and weapons availability throughout the city.

by dtbos December 2, 2010

Crime de la Crumb

The unidentifiable, breaded remains at the bottom of a fast food restaurant’s deep fryer that inevitably ends up in your bag, but is unnoticed until you arrive home with it...

She laughed until her stomach hurt when her buzzed boyfriend tried to decide if the crime de la crumb was fried mozzarella or mushrooms

by My Little Kitty Lady November 22, 2020

Shit Crime

Its Art of defecating in a public place, Bathroom, Parking Lot, Car in Parking lot, Dog chained to tree, Not only to defecate,
but to intentionally shit on the unit in question, its is more amusing if one can generate the "shotgun shit"
Its a disgusting act of fecal matter basically blown all over someones private property,

Hey Rocket!, That was a nice "Shit Crime" you did at Dennys last night, Almost like that "Shotgun Shit" in that Vette Last week........

by Rocket226 August 18, 2009

Crafty Crim

A top notch geezer with street smarts that pull off almost anything.

"Mate, how'd you get a 1kg of mamba?"

"I'm telling you, I'm a Crafty Crim."

by crftycrm May 16, 2016