la creme

This is what Christoph Waltz would want to do to you.

Example: "Micha, let me la creme you."

by MichaSucks November 01, 2013

Strawberry Creme Pie

A sex act that involves cumming inside a girl while she has her period.

I told Joe I was on my period and he said he wanted to give me a strawberry creme pie; I said okay but let's put a towel down.

by rosemaryskt January 06, 2023

creme cheese bagel

when you rub cum around her asshole then lick it off

mmm love me some creme cheese bagel

by horny bastard April 01, 2005

creme pie sunday

when you nut in a bitches ass and she shits it out and eats it after

i took this bitch out to eat and for dessert i gave her a creme pie sunday

by yadig May 18, 2008

Cadbury Creme Egg

The act of orally receiving a mouthful of your own semen from someone who sucked the aforementioned load of semen from the anus of the person in which it was originally deposited.

After I banged Sean last night, Brad cleaned up the anal creampie I gave him and spat it in to my mouth. I haven't had a Cadbury Creme Egg since high school

by machinelove September 09, 2010

Cadburry creme egg

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, its when a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls nose and procedes to blow a load into her nose.

I totally gave her a Cadburry creme egg as an early Easter present.

by Mexicnlolwut April 07, 2011

creme pie slap

When a man is sexn with a woman and pulls out to squirt semen into his hand and uses it to give the woman a good firm slap to the face.

Damn look at that bitch looks like she just been hit with the creme pie slap.

by marlin ashore November 09, 2007