non-dairy creamer

the act of making jizz McCum... when you feel the urge to splurge and pop one off, when you do the big M and make Semen A.k.A non-dairy creamer...
Creamer= jizz
Non-Dairy= cuz it doesnt taste like milk.. trust me..
Johhny made some non-dairy creamer in his pants..
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Kentucky Coffee Creamer

When you diarrhea in your sexual partner's vagina/anus, use it as lubricant, jizz in their saggy hole, then French-kiss the mixture.

Known as a Kentucky Hot Cocoa when doing it to children.
Bruh, I totally gave her a Kentucky Coffee Creamer!

Fuckin' sweet, dude.
by Fuckhands McMike December 15, 2016
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Madison Dairy Creamer

When someone pops any zit, pimple, boil, cyst, or any other yellow-pus filled growth on another person for sexual pleasure.
Dude, Jan is such a slut. She wanted Zack to give her a Madison Dairy Creamer.
by Pedohog May 01, 2010
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Krystal creamer

When a male ejaculates on a Krystal slider and then proceeds to pack it in a women’s anus with his penis.
The hooker wouldn’t let me give her the Krystal creamer but when she was dead she didn’t say no.
by December 06, 2024
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stinky creamer

The accidental pour/spill of half and half creamer, coffee mate, milk or any dairy product in a very warm place like a vehicle, or in direct sunlight stewing a horrendous odor, until very unwantedly discovered.
Found this stinky creamer in my truck at lunch bro! it's going to take an acre of soap to get the smell out. I'm never going to eat breakfast on the way to school again
by BOSH MUHFUCKIN JELL July 06, 2011
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Coffee creamer

When a female takes an explosive diahria shit into a coffee mug and then the male ejaculates into it and then drinks it, giving it the look of a cup of coffee with creamer in it
Me and my girl got bored so we did a coffee creamer
by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 09, 2023
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Coffee Creamer

When a person looks like or seems like they'll enjoy a coffee enema, then having someone ejaculate into their anus, mixing them up.
by QTEila May 19, 2021
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