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you came from a great cosmic egg

A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you

either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".
Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?

Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
by Sexydimma August 30, 2017
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Cosmic Brownie

Clearly a cosmic brownie is a pot brownie that makes you so high that your flying through the cosmos. Hence the term (cosmic brownie)
"Woah, mann you gotta try one of these cosmic brownies. They're out of this worlllllld!"
by Daysthenamielover September 13, 2017
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cosmic oddesy

when the male puts his penis in between his legs and puts his ass in the air ,then the female sits on it and proceeds to fuck him
hey me and my girl just went on a cosmic oddesy.
by cody,nick,steph January 16, 2008
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cosmicfail

A fail of cosmic proportions; a fail so great that is is not merely epic, but involves the eminent collapse of the cosmos itself.
Did you hear about Toonami getting pulled off the air? That move was a cosmicfail.

Bob: And so then they pulled me out of the church screaming "FOR THE HORDE!"
Jim: Dude, cosmicfail.
by Shiba Ayame November 6, 2008
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Cosmic Cunt

A shockingly phenomenal bitch (female or male) who defies all boundaries of average bitchitude.
What a fucking COSMIC cunt!! That bitch just erased my hard drive!
by Vasalisa October 12, 2010
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cosmic doughnut

The act of swirling your dick in a circular motion in a bitches ass then ejaculating in said ass.
My girlfriend wanted to try something, new so I gave her a cosmic doughnut.
by Earthborn Zeus March 18, 2017
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Cosmic Clan

A total piece of shit made by some queer little children that thought it would be a good idea to make a fortnite clan
Yo, I joined Cosmic Clan last week but I left due to getting 12 different types of cancer the next morning
by Cosmic Clan March 20, 2019
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