computer butt

When a person sits on their computer chair for such a long time their butt actually becomes flat. On rare occasions it may become numb.

At the age of 16 Bob was diagnosed with computer butt, thankfully he got a fluffy new chair and he will live.

by Toasty-Yum-Yums September 8, 2007

Apple computer

A type of computer that many troglodytes think is the best around

troglodyte: the MacBook (apple computer) is best
Normal person: no it's not

by Yeethasbeentaken May 6, 2020

computer high

What happens after you've been on the computer so long that your eyes glaze over and you start acting like your high, stoned and/or drunk.

Computer Girl: Wooooo I've been on the computer for SIX HOURS STRAIGHT! Wheee! I'm gonna go now, biznatches. Gonna go to...where's that place again? That place...
Guy Watching: Wow, someone's computer high.

by keeneyecoolhead December 9, 2008

computer crash

when your computers hard drive is holding so much porn that it just simply quits.

bob:why doesnt your computer work?

jon:i was watching porn and it just stopped working

bob:sounds like a computer crash!

by dont shoot March 5, 2011

pinewood computer core

the roblox game where noobs blow up a reactor

i cant find a pinewood computer core server where theres nobody trying to blow up the core

by piece of soup June 11, 2020

computer

A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time.

1. Viruses
2. Bugs
3. Crashes
4. Spyware
5. Urbandictionary.com :)

by Why do I keep coming here? September 24, 2003

Naked computer kid

A young male who spends his adolescent years sitting in front of his laptop communicating via webcam with underage girls...naked.

*Random Conversations*
"...Yeah and we were like talking using webcam and he was like 'Oh, would it be awkward if I told you I was naked right now..?'"
"Oh! He must have been Naked Computer Kid!"

by VirginiaisaLesbian May 15, 2009