cohen eggert

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“sheeeeeesh” “i know” “omg what are you doing step-bro?” cohen eggert means it means means means that 8 + 9= 420

by welcome to chillies April 24, 2021

The Cohen Curse

Anytime you try to get with a girl she will magically get a boyfriend or some type of man within days, weeks, or months. No matter what girl you like she will end up with someone else. Beware of the Cohen Curse.

Damn she got with someone else? You must have the Cohen Curse.

by Bruther Man August 1, 2022

Rachel Cohen

A gorgeous and witty Jewish woman whose dazzling smile and unbelievable curves are bound to leave you speechless. She's as beautiful as she is intelligent, and has an aura of magnetism about her that's impossible to ignore.

"Did you swipe right on that Rachel Cohen?"

"Yeah man. You're damn right I did..."

by SupremePastaImplosion June 9, 2022

Cohen

the greatest simp of all time, he will try to get with every girl with no success

you're a simp, but not as bad as Cohen

by Penzo19 June 18, 2022

Cohen

The most annoying person ever who’s going to make u have a bad day

Idiot is Cohen

by Best person ever=finnwolfhard June 21, 2022

Cohen

Cohen is the type of guy that always grabs peoples bums. All he can think about is him in the bedroom. He shoves a finger up his bum with out thinking. He moans because he wants to. He is a bitch. He is extremely dumb. Cohen is the definition of gay. He likes bumping people. He has a tiny ding dong. Cohen loves to hump things. Loves to twerk. He is a pain, but he is Cohen.

Cohen stop humping that tree!
Cohen stop moaning!
Cohen you Bum!

by Jeffery bazo August 11, 2022

Cohens bitchs

Cohen pull no bitch and is certified to get zero hoes and push’s back the bitchs and makes fun of his friends for talking to females because he shits him self any time he sees a girl or grass and has to kiss his mommy goodbye due to his lack of bitchs

Cohens bitchs are very low radius’s

by Crockpot5679 May 3, 2022