Gaming Coma

When someone spends pro-longed periods doing nothing in their spare time other than playing video games. This can be anything from a few days up to several months.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Dave? He was supposed to go see the film with us the other day.

Person 2: Not likely. He's been in a gaming coma all week.

by penfy May 9, 2010

Sugar Coma

The mad crash that happens after a sugar high. Some might say a 'Diabetic Coma'

Shit son, after them 6 sodas and a half-hour I went into a sugar coma

by The Groobs! AKA The Hans! October 25, 2010

Panda Coma

When a person or persons eats so much asian food that they feel overwhelmingly tired and exhausted

"Hey bro you wanna play some basketball soon?"
"Sorry, but I just ate an entire serving of orange chicken and I'm about to fall into a panda coma."

by JurdBrown January 20, 2015

Bird Coma

The quasi-medical condition that occurs in the 7-45 day period following a patient's discovery of the Angry Birds game on their mobile device. Symptoms include failure to control facial hair growth, a decrease in personal hygiene, loss of employment, and missing person reports.

I was in the hospital waiting room waiting for my wife to give birth when somebody told me about Angry Birds. The next moment I was suddenly a divorced father of month-old triplets whose names I didn't know. Damn bird coma. But hey, at least I got all the golden eggs!

by CaliforniaWyrdSmythe December 31, 2010

gamer's coma

It's the period of time spent in deep sleep after playing a video game nonstop for many hours. Leaving them unawakable until mid afternoon.

Billy's missed his bus to school. Oh, he's in a gamer's coma after playing video games till early morning.

by ichigo333 December 23, 2008

Muzak COMA

The state of numb, foggy inattention achieved when placed on hold with a business/hotel/airline for more than 35 minutes.

I totally got lulled into the Muzak Coma so bad that I actually had to *SMH* and regroup when the agent finally answered my call in the queue.

by TruthseekerLA December 26, 2009

Bona Coma

when ur girl is so damn hot that every time ur with her she gives u a boner, but u get so many boners that you go into a coma.

Syd ur gonna put me into a Bona Coma!!!

by Big Dick Mitchell August 26, 2019