stinky clinker

a turd so big, hard, and nasty that it will never make it out of your septic tank.

I'm glad I got the toilet to suck down that stinky clinker.

by supa21 July 6, 2010

Chingers

When you have just a a cheeky Nandos and have really greasy chicken fingers and everything you touch you ruin.

"oi mate get your chingers away from" my phone!"

by Rufus 555 March 12, 2016

Clingers

Person/People that hangs around someone (usually a hot chick) all the time in an attempt to get a date, number, ITM, etc.

Man look at all those clingers trying to walk that hot chick to class!

by CP November 18, 2004

Poo Clingers

when poos stick to the hairs on a mans bum after taking a big as shit.

guy 1: "bro i got the worst poo clingers!"
guy 2: "oh shit!!! gutted cuz!! i get the meanest poo clingers after i eat curry aye"
guy 1: "i have the hairiest crack ever man.. whenever i take a shit the poo just lingers gee.. i need to like take a shower and wash my ass thoroughly to get rid of my shitty crack"

guy 2: "WOW! way too much information there bro.. you should of just stopped at worst poo clingers..."

AWKWARD

by pooclinger September 10, 2010

Chingers

A shortening for the area "Chingford," in East London. Or the E4 post code area
It can be written as: Chingas or Chingaz.

"im going yard, back to chingers"
"bruv are you in Chingers yet?"

by EssexFlex December 28, 2007

Clinker

A pedophile.

"Did you see the way Will was looking at those kids in the chapel? He's a clinker for sure."

by juiceyboi October 24, 2018

Clinker

(n) 1. The incombustible residue, fused into an irregular lump, that remains after the combustion of coal.
2. A partially vitrified brick or a mass of bricks fused together.
3. An extremely hard burned brick.
4. Vitrified matter expelled by a volcano.
5. Slang.
A sour note in a musical performance: hit a clinker.
A mistake; a blunder.
Something of inferior quality; a conspicuous failure: a clinker of a show.
6. Chiefly British. Something admirable or first-rate.

Ouch! I just got hit in the head with a clinker!

by Fatguyinalittlecoat December 2, 2004