Russian Climb

Any ridiculously high, often illegal climb up a tower, building or other structure, most commonly achieved by crazy Russians.

Did you see that video of the two kids who climbed to the top of the crane at the tip of the Shanghai Tower? It was the craziest Russian Climb I'v ever seen.

by Quazzy Hart May 16, 2014

Rock Climbing

The sport of trying to find the easiest way to do the hardest thing possible. It involves getting really drunk on Mountain Dew, followed by shitting your pants so hard that you can hear the colour 94.

Greg: I like rock climbing!
Satan: I fear your power.

by professional_anus_tickler May 10, 2023

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024

Rock climbing

The act of straight men secretly having sex with their homie

I caught my boyfriend in bed with his male best friend in bed yesterday while he was supposed to be out “rock climbing”

by User826917631 April 27, 2022

Pebble climbing

The act of having sex with a small woman.

‘The opposite of rock climbing’

Kanye’s for sure pebble climbing tonight!

by xX_Mike_Hunt_Xx October 15, 2022

cooter climbing

When your money is so deep, that you need spelunking gear.

Gear up guys, we're going cooter climbing for mother's day.

by RustyPWhole May 22, 2017

Columbian Rock Climbing

The act of snorting multiple lines of crack with each line increasing in length.

"Hey, the boys and I are Columbian rock climbing. Wanna join?"

by The School of Codyism May 7, 2025