Churning Butter

The act of jerking off while taking a poop. This is preferably done while you have the runs.

My girl wanted to watch me churning butter, I was going to say no but she squirts so it's chill.

by Id04n41 May 28, 2024

Homeboy Butter Churn

When you give yourself a buttermilk enema (and keep it in) and let one or more homies churn it into butter via anal sex

"guys make sure you RSVP for the Homeboy Butter Churn this weekend, I need to know how many bottles of buttermilk to get"

by PhatSphoincter September 24, 2025

hershey churn

when you pop a viagra, take a crap in someones mouth then stur it with your dick.

I'm gonna hershey churn you in your sleep!

by crazy lynal March 28, 2008

Green Bay butter churned

The act of lactating into an anus, then fucking the hole until it becomes butter.

Hey Jim, would you be willing to Green Bay butter churned me tonight.

by SlayerSSN7 January 25, 2023

urn churn

The condition of being very upset. The condition wherein a situation causes a deceased person to churn in their urn. To cause urn churn.

The idiom is only of a dead person who in all likelihood would be upset by a situation, as if your grandfather learned that you dyed your hair blue. Similar to turning over in one’s grave.

Dying my hair blue would give grandpa some serious urn churn.

by LeahJessGenn September 18, 2020

Churning butter

When your partner lets you engage in anal intercourse, and cum inside them, and then let’s you do it a second time within the hour.

Polly likes it up the butt so much, she had me churning butter last night!

by Anita Pokin January 30, 2021

Churn

In Charleston South Carolina it’s, “child” “kids” “YN” “children”

Damn, look at them churn acting up! Gon have to knock one of em”

by Rowdy Rich July 3, 2025