Chuck Norris

Superman and Catwoman once had a son, this boy was tought martial arts by Jackie Chan and learnt how to use the force by Yoda. He had joint lessons from Hitler and Stalin on becoming powerful, and he once took on the whole of sparta.... and won!...

This boy was bullied at school by Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris kicks ass

by Lorry_69 January 18, 2009

Chuck Norris

n. The man with the hairiest balls on earth.

Chuck Norris is so cool he dusts ice cubes off his shoulders.

by Jordan G., Joseph N. August 23, 2007

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is cooooooooooooooly cooooooooool!

If you fed Chuck Norris 1Kg of organic matter he'd shit out enough fossil fuel to power the sun for the rest of time!

by Muhammed Legend October 8, 2007

Chuck Norris

Godly, Unstoppable, Amazing, Incredible, Extreme, Strong, Insanely Awesome, The Most Ultimate Ninja/Fighter In The World! Just About Every Word In The Entire Dictionary Is Describing Chuck Norris.

"Like lawl did you hear those Chuck Norris jokes?"

by Joervara January 18, 2008

Chuck Norris

1: A very strong man he is said to be god himself
2: A threat

Guy no. 1: im goin to kick yo ass
Guy no. 2: Im going to chuck norris yo ass
Guy no.1 : *runs away*

by chuckhead March 15, 2008

Chuck Norris

When this legendary man awakes, the world is gonna end. History predicted the year 2000, which was in fact true, but he only awoke to go in the bathroom. Now Norris gave us a few more years until he is finish reading his new Total Gym ad in the Bathroom.

"Chuck Norris just finished reading his ad"! cried Paul. Laura responded"we have only a few more weeks before he unlocks the bathroom door!

by uzi burst January 3, 2009

Chuck Norris

The reason Waldo is hiding.


C whut i did thar?

Waldo is hiding because of Chuck Norris.

by This is an alias. January 19, 2009