Caterpillar Battles

The act of rubbing one's mustache against another man's mustache, preferably while dressed as The Village People.

"Dude, i'm not going to shave for a month so we can have sweet caterpillar battles."

"Let me go get my leather biker cap, i'm going to battle the shit out of your caterpillar."

by LubedFerret February 28, 2014

happy caterpillar

When some is eating ass and they start biting and tearing off skin

Bro James did a “Happy Caterpillar” with his girl the other night!

by Hfjddhbsisksms January 10, 2025

Caterpillars

British slang for weed.

Person 1: Did you have fun last night

Person 2: Yes we smoked Caterpillars

Person 1: Fresh out the Cocoon?

Person 2: Yes.

by yoloswagmaster3000 April 2, 2013

Caterpillar Squeeze

An act so vile that to describe it here would be unexcuseable.

Girl 1: Did you here what happened to Janey?

Girl 2: Did she get herpes again?

Girl 1: No, that was last week. Jimmy gave her a Caterpillar Squeeze!

Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1 and begins vomiting uncontrollably*

by Phreakin Mohican October 24, 2011

cat piss caterpillar

A rare species of caterpillar that emits a cat piss like substance from tiny pores on its body in attempt to disguise and protect itself from predators. It releases this substance when it feels as if it is in danger.

Lauren : yo why does this tree smell like cat piss
Korren : dude there are cat piss caterpillars shivering their timbers all over this tree right now

by korndog420 March 10, 2022

vagina caterpillar

Grower not shower

You don’t know if it is a vagina caterpillar until it turns into butterfly

by EmrahST September 4, 2021

Caterpillar Balancing

A strip of soft hair grown above the upper lip of an adolescent man, growth similar that to a moustache, but resembles that of a hairy caterpillar balancing on the upper lip.

Look at his little moustache, it looks more like a Caterpillar Balancing on his top lip.

by Taxi Tango July 13, 2024