Carnoopolous

Adj. Hippie way of saying something is extremely funny.

Guy 1: Dude, your new Mitsubishi is totally carnoopolous! HAHA
Guy 2: Why did you think I bought it?!

by Alex3Z September 2, 2015

Carnundrum

A nonsense word that was made up by a car leasing company so that they could use it in a radio spot and quote the definition that they, themselves, made up and entered into the Urban Dictionary. It is a word that, to date, has been used exactly one time by one person...the guy who did the commercial.

The "carnundrum" commercial on the radio is an insult to my intelligence

by Corkytwogun August 26, 2017

CarneSazo

from the latin. carne - (meat) sazo - (huge) A Mexican BBQ of epic proportions with undertones of Tejano music or a sporting event used to celebrate life moments. Fajitas, (FAH-HEE-TUZ) Costillas, (CO-STEE-YUZ) Agujas (AH-GOO-HAS) and Arracheras (AHH_RAH_CHE_RUZ) are the common Mexican cuts of meat used in conjunction with a CarneSazo that are as delicious as they are fun to pronounce. As a rule, no CarneSazo is complete without at least one person taking home a plate for a Tia (Aunt) who could not attend.

Miguel just got a promotion and invited us to a CarneSazo.

by TrueTexanSince1905 March 18, 2019

Carnal Embrace

'Carnal Embrace' To embrace your Carnal physical feelings, desires and needs of the body. It's your natural instincts as a human for sexual pleasure.

"Damn, I need me some 'Carnal Embrace' during this lockdown“

by Carnal Embrace. couk May 25, 2020

Cape Carnivore

Getting quickly into an involved sexual emotional relationship only to fly out of your own life or crash land into the sea.

Robert J. Lanier

I need to walk slowly with you in the uphill direction and not blast off on Cape Carnivore.

by Robert J. Lanier January 16, 2008

Closet Carnivore

Somebody who claims to be a vegetarian, usually for the purposes of appealing to a guy/girl who is also vegetarian, however they secretly eat meat either at home or at restaurants.

Girl: OMG that boy is sooo cute, and he is also a vegetarian and has real respect for animals!
Friend: I saw him eating a hotdog on the way home from school yesterday.. he's just a closet carnivore

by JonnyAudiophile June 18, 2011

citrus carnival

The act of fucking a grape fruit then allowing your girlfriend to eat it while you pleasure yourself.

My girlfriend and I have tickets to the citrus carnival.

Guy1: can you hang tomorrow?

Guy2: No the citrus carnival is in town;)

by backwardsdog December 30, 2013