Carlos

(Noun) A abnormally large head.

Ex: "Hey look that guy has a Carlos"

by theswaggyc August 18, 2016

Carlos

A sexy male his soulmate is a Gia. He’s the most perfect person you will ever meet he’s just amazing.

Gia: “you see that guy over there??”
Friend:”Carlos??”
His: “ yeah that’s my soulmate.”

by NumberoneCiashipper February 10, 2018

Carlos

When someone is annoying, stubborn, stupid, or insistent on creating a government and enforcing taxes upon his inferiors inside his own delusion

“Don’t worry about him, he’s just being Carlos”

by Discakke October 24, 2019

Carlos

Awesome Mexican. Handsome with charm and charisma. Know to be in the wild. Alson know as SDR or #sdrwny not confused with a dirty Sanchez.

That carlos can really plud my button.

by Firstsource December 22, 2016

Carlos

A know it all type of guy. You never know what he might say or do. He's very tall and handsome. Can sure brake a girl's heart, but the girls can't get enough of him because he just sweeps them of their feet. Ex-girlfriends' dream of him and have the feeling of getting back together, but… you never know what Carlos might do next.

Carlos...

by Ramonnn May 28, 2014

Carlos

a cool flan who wears sexual purple pants that make her look decent...verryyy decent.

"CARLOS!!!!!"
"you dirty FUPSing skank, CARLOS!"

by Rachichi January 28, 2008

Carlos

emotional terrorist

Femi: Let's watch a movie
Carlos: Sure, is 6 good?
Femi: Yeah, that's great!

*fast forward to 6*

Femi: Hey, you ready for that movie.
Carlos: Yeah, right after this game.

*Fast forwards to 7*

Femi: Hey, I'm still waiting
Carlos: Haha, this is one long game.

*fast forward to the next morning*

Femi: *kills himself*

by Femi The Feminist December 21, 2022