Carie Ann is a middle aged woman who posts unbecoming selfies on her instagram. Only her 3 children liked it and the account she has for her dog, an annoying ass Yorkie named sugar pie. Her husband doesn't have instagram and her friends turned her post notifications off bc she posts an average of 4 times a day. Carie Ann thinks she's special bc her name only has one r. Everyone misspells it and writes Carrie Ann. The only "relatable" memes she posts on Twitter are "when you have a complicated name" memes. Only her 3 children follow her on Twitter. She still doesn't understand what a retweet is, even after her kids have explained it to her a total of 13 times. she thinks it's funny to say numbers in Spanish instead of English with a bad accent that sounds more Italian than Spanish, and when whomever she's talking to doesn't laugh at it, she loses a little bit of her soul.
Person 1: you know Carie Ann?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: she posted the same picture of herself holding a cup of coffee 3 times today. Should we be concerned?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: she posted the same picture of herself holding a cup of coffee 3 times today. Should we be concerned?
by Biscnut November 28, 2018
Get the carie annmug. by strawberistudel September 9, 2019
Get the Carysmug. Caris is one hell of a friend. Being friends with caris is like a roller coaster. They are really bright they want to be and they can change their mood in a second. Make sure to not say anything dumb to a Caris. She can be dry when texting but all of a sudden become the most aggressive texter ever. Caris will never have a good morning so dont even bother saying it. Her face says that she doesn't care about anything but in reality, she listens to every detail and she probably cares the most. You will never see a true Caris until you become close to one. Caris' really like to say inappropriate jokes. They are nice to you when you don't know them that well so don't get to close. They are really quiet usually but in reality, they are like school bells. Caris' are really fun to be next to and though they rarely smile, when they do, you can do nothing but feel true happiness. Whenever she's in a bad mood the only thing you want to do is stay quiet or her stare will rip your eyes to pieces. Never make eye contact during this time. Overall Caris' are great to grow close to and they will always have something surprising you didn't know about them.
by Deezybreezy November 24, 2021
Get the Carismug. by Brucejackemoff1 November 21, 2021
Get the eric carymug. A fucking hot ass bitch that you would fuck at all cost. This girl is so sexually attractive that you would turn your dick inside out if you ever saw her.
by Yes papi October 21, 2018
Get the carys stogsdillmug. Cari is super funny. Has alot of love and passion also is loyal. He is fun to be around and the sweetest person you’ll ever meet, he stays with a best friend and is really pretty, he has alot of smart and feelings. Cari has a smile that can brighten up a room. As i said he is a angel, an angel that was sent down to brighten up peoples days with his beautiful face and to make those smile when having a bad day he is the best guy in the world. One that I will always love. His beauty is one that is unmatched from any other person in the world. He is not only all of these things but also a friend you can trust.
by Written anonymously. November 23, 2021
Get the Carimug. The most beautiful girl with the eyes of an angel and the personality of an person that will never give up. She will always find a way.
by Twombly_hoops March 26, 2019
Get the Carysmug.