Canada's History
Canada's History by a_hard_rain February 4, 2010
Canada's History
The act of pouring maple syrup on one's genetalia in order to attract moose. When you get off from the moose licking at the syrup, you cum in the stanley cup, and then poop in the cup, and then mix it up and eat it.
Canada's History by Lizbot1000 February 5, 2010
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Canada's History
A sex act where a person drugs and restrains at least seventeen preteen children and repeatedly slaps their sexual organs with a paddle made from the tail of a Canadian beaver.
After sneaking into a kindergarten and doing a Canada's History, I learned things about myself I never wanted to know.
Canada's History by Super Duper Trooper February 5, 2010
Canada's History
Giving someone a "Canada's History", formally known as "The Beaver", is when a man sits in the Stanley Cup and pours syrup over his nuts until he is submerged. He then releases some back-bacon farts up into the syrup. Another person then inhales the fart bubbles through a moose skull and/or antlers.
Canada's History by Bawla01 February 4, 2010
Canada's History
When two willing Canucks, lubricate Canadian bacon or an ice hockey stick with Canadian maple syrup and enter it into each other's orifices, while speaking French and being intoxicated on Molson, and then videotape it to remember their gleeful perversion.
Last night, we got sh*t faced but I can't remember what we did until I saw the video and remembered Canada's History.
Canada's History by JasonNieves February 5, 2010
Canada's History
A depraved sexual act the likes of which could not be described by Stephen Colbert because of it's sheer depravity. It's quite depraved.
Canada's History by Vitaliti February 4, 2010
Canada's History
One of the most depraved sexual acts possible, comprising raptophilia, food play, coprophilia, and bestiality (with optional necrophilia).
To perform a Canada's History: track down and forcefully detain a Prime Minister of Canada (living or deceased), then strip him or her naked except for a tuque on the head. Cover all participating members with maple syrup. (The syrup should be slightly warmed for lubrication and comfort.) Spread beaver fecal matter over the chest of each person, shaping the feces into a maple leaf. The live beaver should then be passed around to each participant who may kiss, embrace, or sodomize the animal as they please. The beaver's tail can be used to flagellate the Prime Minister if he or she is unwilling to perform any steps. Participants may then assume their favourite copulative positions, although "O Canada" should be continually sung, or at least hummed if the mouth is obstructed.
The Canada's History is a shockingly offensive and explicit ritual. Despite this, it gains popularity online for its adventurous and hardcore qualities, and will most surely be a commonplace term on internet fetish sites within the next couple years.
To perform a Canada's History: track down and forcefully detain a Prime Minister of Canada (living or deceased), then strip him or her naked except for a tuque on the head. Cover all participating members with maple syrup. (The syrup should be slightly warmed for lubrication and comfort.) Spread beaver fecal matter over the chest of each person, shaping the feces into a maple leaf. The live beaver should then be passed around to each participant who may kiss, embrace, or sodomize the animal as they please. The beaver's tail can be used to flagellate the Prime Minister if he or she is unwilling to perform any steps. Participants may then assume their favourite copulative positions, although "O Canada" should be continually sung, or at least hummed if the mouth is obstructed.
The Canada's History is a shockingly offensive and explicit ritual. Despite this, it gains popularity online for its adventurous and hardcore qualities, and will most surely be a commonplace term on internet fetish sites within the next couple years.
"What are you doing?"
"Looking at pictures from the newest issue of Canada's History magazine."
"You sick fuck."
"Looking at pictures from the newest issue of Canada's History magazine."
"You sick fuck."
Canada's History by Colbert Nationalist. February 4, 2010