Campus

A land or grounds with institutional buildings such as University's . It could be an academic or non academic institution.

I parked my car somewhere on campus.
Campus is a definitely a chill zone.
We were spotted kissing on campus.

by Banana spoon December 15, 2018

Campus Police

Campus Police are mercenaries. They are hired guns.

Campus Police can arrest anyone, they can throw you jail, they have guns, detectives, K-9 Units, SWAT teams, bomb squads, pepper spray and the right to use lethal force. However, unlike the municipal police who are paid through taxes provided to the State by each and every citizen, and thus they have responsibility to protect each and every citizen (in theory); Campus Police of private universities, colleges, corporations, and other organizations are paid by those PRIVATE organizations and no one else, and thus they have no responsibility or care for the average citizen, town or state.

Campus Police only have a care and responsibility towards those who pay them, those who have oversight over them, those who can directly punish them. They have no incentive to treat others fairly who are not affiliated with the same private organization they are affiliated with, and yet these campus police officers, are afforded the same or more privileges as a publically paid police and can arrest anyone, even if someone who commits a crime not even on their property.

So, where is the internal review for this private police force for those not affiliated with the university or corporate community? Are we really to trust a privately paid police force, shielded from public oversight, to take our side and to fight for and protect our rights? No.

I took a piss in alley in Harvard Square and next thing I know I was getting arrested by the Harvard campus police even though I wasn't in Harvard! WTF?

by WritingWriter87 November 9, 2019

Tenley CAMPus

A sleep away camp, disquised as a university.

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

The Campus Connector

1. A bus on the University of Minnesota campus which brings students from both east and west bank to St.Paul campus and vice versa.
2. A sex position in which one girl sexually pleases three male University of Minnesota students at the same time: one from East bank vaginally, one from West bank anally, and one from St.Paul orally.
3. Name attributed to any girl who has participated in the sex position, the campus connector.

1. Guy 1: "How are you gonna get to class on time?"
Guy 2: "I'll just hop on the connector."

2.Guy 1: "Do you think I should go for her? She seems cute."
Guy 2: "I wouldn't. I heard some guys pulled the campus connector on her last week."

3.Guy 1:"Hey do you know if Rachel did anything while I was visting my family last week?"
Guy 2: "Rachel? Oh, you mean the campus connector."

by stryker94 December 5, 2012

Free Exchange on Campus

A organization created to Protect Academic Freedom from those who wish to destroy or censure it

Have a problem on campus Free Exchange On Campusis here to help

by Student ForTrue Academic Freedom January 20, 2008

smoke free campus

one of the lower rings of hell. A community college or university campus that prohibits smoking or tobacco use. studends are forced to use tremendous ingenuity to find places and methods of smoking to avoid capture by authorities.

Smoker #1 *flicks bic*
smoker #2 dude no...
Smoker #1 why not? your smoking...?

Smoker #2 yeah, but I glued my cigarette to the inside of my coffee thermos so it will look like Im just drinking really really hot coffee.
Smoker #1 genius!
smoker #2 fuck this smoke free campus

by the buckeye smoker January 22, 2014

is this carousel?

when you listen to a song that you dont know what it is despite it being right in your face so you ask "is this carousel?".

Dave: *listens to a song he doesn't know despite it being right in his face with his buddies* iS ThIS CaRoUsEl?"
Everyone else: "Perhaps."

by SparklezSupreme69 August 11, 2020