calmela

Spanish-Mexican slang which means to "calm down".
In proper Spanish grammar, it literally means "calm her down". But it can be used to mean to calm anything down.

Say there is an argument, but one person is calm while the other is talking loud. The calm person will say "Calmela!".

by Balano November 17, 2004

camel up

To drink large quantities of water or other liquid in preparation for being someplace really hot.

Man it's hot as hell outside. We better camel up with some dew before crossing the parking lot.

by Barry Condrey August 3, 2007

Two Camels in a Tiny Car

A phrase coined on =3 from a viral video of two camels... in a tiny car.

The phrase is just bizarre enough to win every argument ever.

"We're having pizza for dinner."
"No, we're getting chinese. Two camels in a tiny car"
"Okay"

"Watch out for that squaids, man."
"It's all good. I've got two camels in a tiny car."

"That's lame. You're a fucking moron"
"Two camels in a tiny car"
"You win."

"Cause I'm in your house every night doin' your mom"
"Two camels in a tiny car"
"Shit. You got me. Tell mom I said hi."

by Mayteana February 1, 2010

Camel Rider

A girl who likes brown guys. Similar to a "Night Rider", who is a girl who likes black guys.

Friend 1: "Wow, Ally hooked up with a brown guy"
Friend 2: "dam, shes a Camel Rider"
Friend 1: "Fo sho"

by KDNIGGA March 18, 2015

Camel Clutch

The pro-wrestling move used by the Iron Sheik in 70s and 80s. The opponent would be laying on their stomach on the ground, and the Iron Sheik would sit on their back, clutch the opponents chin with both hands locked together, and pull back in hopes of submission. The Iron Sheik famously defeated champion Bob Backlund with this move and Hulk Hogan was the first to break the hold and went on to win the title from the Iron Shiek.

"Yo, if you see Hogan break the camel clutch and ram the Sheik against the turnbuckle?"

by Steve1234 November 27, 2006

camel jockey

term used in derogatory fashion to describe anyone from the middle east

ahmed is a camel jockey

by themainevent November 17, 2003

Two camels in a tiny car

The response that just may be bizarre enough to win any argument ever.

A Mac is better than a PC. Nope, two camels in a tiny car.

by Unknown1111234 February 2, 2010