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chocolate whoopee-cushion

Another term for sharting, which occurs when one tries to force a fart and craps instead.
"Sorry, boss, I got to go"
"What? Why?"
"Chocolate whoopee-cushion, just trust me"
by Rs86 February 2, 2010
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russian whoopie cushion

The act of placing ones rectum on to the face of a sleeping victim and breaking wind directly into their nasal passage.
Frank had to much to drink and passed out so we all treated him to a russian whoopie cushion on the house.
by matt mullarkey September 11, 2007
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siamese whoopee cushion

when 2 people press their buttholes tautly against each others, and one person farts into the other's butthole
Last night, Frederico gave me a siamese whoopee cushion. It was even better when i blew it back into his butt.
by the wundatwinz December 24, 2005
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Spokane Whoopee Cushion

As you are downstairs giving some oral satisfaction to your lady-friend, get nose deep in her snatch and start blowing air into her deep, deep gulch. When she pulls away, punch her in the stomach and when she queefs, yell, “Spokane Whoopee Cushion!”
Donna left Aleksandr because he wouldn’t stop giving her Spokane Whoopee Cushions.
by Captain Neckbeard Esq III June 27, 2019
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Best Cushion Town

Lion: whos got the best kush in town?

Betsy: Best Cushion Town.

Lion: Hook me up yo!

Nuff Said
by Betsy Cushionton January 15, 2014
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Chinese Pin Cushion

When an Asian female is getting gangbanged by 3 or more dudes.
Mr. Cho's daughter was a Chinese pin cushion for the football team last night.
by G005E October 11, 2006
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couch cushion

usually a dumb slut or whore who thinks shes amazing she also thinks that she can get all the men she leads you on then breaks your heart she is also into older men
wow that girl is such a couch cushion
by Austen cock sucker December 15, 2012
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