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Courtesy Clap

the act of clapping because you feel bad for the person(s) you are clapping for. It starts out sounding like a slow clap.
Guy 1: did you go to the convention center to see the glue presentation?

Guy 2: Yeah, but there wasn't alot of people in the seats, and the ones who clapped gave a courtesy clap.


This sort of clapping is seen at churches, schools, business meetings, etc.
by umop ep!sdn December 9, 2008
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courtesy spray

spraying some sort of good smelling spray that is supposed to help hide the fact that you just took a dump.
Bob-I'll be right back, I have to take a crap.
Fred-Make sure you courtesy spray!
by gloriouslemon March 6, 2009
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Courtesy Makeout

When you go on a date with someone who seems to have spent a lot of money or time planning it and things don't go great but you "courtesy makeout" with them anyway.
"John spent $400 on front row tickets to Bruno Mars but was a total loser. Jane had to courtesy makeout with him anyway as a thank you."
by DezzyFox January 26, 2013
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Courtesy Knuckles

When a male continuously strokes the clitoris of a female vagina with his knuckles, while at the same time he masturbates.
Last night Andrew and I had sex at the montage. As he pulled out he began to masturbate and give me courtesy knuckles. It was a blast!
by Mr. Legend February 24, 2011
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courtesy time

The time you wait before dating your friend's ex.
Kid:Hey did you start dating that girl yet?
Friend:no, i have to give some courtesy time.
Kid: oh yeah...she is your best friend's ex and all.
by A2A May 29, 2007
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courtesy custodian

The act of cleaning one's own mess (especially concerning personal hygiene) made in a public place, such as cleaning your hair out of the community shower or wiping "sprinkle" off the toilet seat, simply out of courtesy for the rest of the general public who have to use the utility after you.
Sharon always courtesy custodians her toothpaste out of the sink when she's living in the dorms.

I went to use the bathroom the other day to find a pube on the seat; people really need to learn how to courtesy custodian.
by The offended January 16, 2008
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Fifa courtesy

The act of not playing Fifa like an asshole. This doesn't include:

- Scoring a goal and going all: OMG did you see that shit? We have to slow-mo it
- Opponent scoring a goal and while he's still celebrating or taking a victorious swig of liquor, making obscene noises and gestures, you rush through his defense like a faggot..
- You winning 8:0 when playing with someone and not backing down one bit
person1: Yo dude last night I was playing Fifa with X and he was being such a faggot the whole time I didn't even enjoy playing

person2: Yea bro I feel ya, that guy has zero Fifa courtesy.
by xxxvii January 13, 2011
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